CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

LoathinCraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	4074
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Potions Brewed:	120
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of chainlink causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Join our server and say goodbye to the tyranny of chainlink once and for all! Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who believe in the power of tawakkul and trust in the mighty powers of the block gods.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures without the limitations of chainlink holding you back. No more shirk-inducing materials here, only pure, unadulterated blocks for your building pleasure. Embrace the true spirit of Minecraft and let your creativity run wild in a chainlink-free environment.

Join us now and become a part of our growing community of players who have seen the light and abandoned the chains of chainlink. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of building without chainlink, you’ll never look back. Say no to chainlink and yes to limitless possibilities on our server. See you there, block warriors!

HotGuyAlert – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to find love in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and show off your building skills in our love-themed challenges. Who knows, you might just find your Steve or Alex in shining diamond armor waiting for you at the end of a redstone trail of roses.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

CraftyKidsOnly

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7717
Players Killed by Monsters:	1758	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of being a carefree kid? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will transport you back to the best years of your life! Imagine building epic castles, battling dragons, and exploring endless worlds just like you did when you were a wee lad or lass. Join us for a nostalgia trip like no other and relive the glory days of your youth. Who needs responsibilities when you can have pixelated adventures instead? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyTaiwan Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ‘multiple waves’ of fun and excitement just like the missile firings in inland china! build your own taiwan-inspired base and defend it against crazy attacks from inland china players. who will win the battle for supremacy? join now to find out! also, we have free virtual bubble tea for all new players because why not? let’s get this party started, woohoo!

HezbollahHavoc69

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a Hezbollah airstrike! we have senior commanders dropping like flies, just like in a friday airstrike! join us for the ultimate battle royale where you can take down enemies and build your own empire! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft?! join now and see if you can survive longer than Ali Karki did!

🌞 Sunburnt SMP: Survival with a HUGE Update! Get ready for a custom fish and gear party! 🎉

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Shaded Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP: play.shaded.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Features:

New Features
NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
50+ Custom Enchants
mcMMO Skills and Progression

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻

Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

Stay Connected:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖

Dark Souls Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	532180	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	293

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique leveling system based on real-life challenges!

Imagine turning your everyday struggles into epic boss fights and leveling up every time you resist the urge to give in. It’s like living in a real-life RPG where every day without a stroke is a victory!

Join us on this crazy journey where you can level up by conquering your inner demons and become the ultimate nofap warrior. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can earn XP points by keeping your hands off your pickaxe?

So come on and join us on this wild adventure where self-control is the key to success. Who knew that Minecraft could be so challenging and rewarding at the same time? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this nofap paradise!

Switch Reveal Trailer Minecraft SMP 8th Anniversary

8th, anniversary, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, FEARS, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hopes, Minecraft, next generation, Nintendo, predictions, Reveal, Rumors, smp, speculation, Switch, switch 2, switch reveal, Technology, Trailer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the Switch 2 reveal trailer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own Switch 2 reveal trailer playing on loop in the town square! Join us and witness the epic unveiling of the most revolutionary gaming console in history – complete with flying pigs and diamond-encrusted controllers.

Expect the unexpected on our server, where every player is a master builder and every chicken is a secret agent in disguise. Dive into our virtual world and explore hidden dungeons filled with enchanted loot, or challenge your friends to a sheep-shearing competition where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week.

So why wait for the real Switch 2 reveal when you can experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyBae

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7004	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So why settle for ordinary when you can join our server and experience the extraordinary? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

RenewableDutchPower

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

lol come join our minecraft server where we harness the power of DUTCH ELECTRICITY to make the most lit gaming experience ever!!! our renewable energy sources will power your virtual adventures like never before!!! imagine mining diamonds powered by windmills and solar panels, it’s like living in a virtual eco-friendly paradise!!! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained hamsters on wheels, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!!! join now and experience the madness for yourself!!!

BlockParty: Censorship Wars

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7040	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna be part of da most epic adventure of ur life! we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery!

if u join dis server, u will be able to ride on a dragon, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a roller coaster dat goes all da way to da moon!

we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever

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