bad in bed Minecraft Servers

bad in bed Minecraft Servers

  • ExBedSMP – Minecraft SMP

    ExBedSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8916
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Magic Items Found: 6991 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, my ex was totally bad in bed because he couldn’t even build a decent house in Minecraft, like, what a noob, am I right? But on this server, we have the best builders who can make the most epic creations, like a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it’s insane!

    And get this, on this server, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secretly plotting to take over the world and turn all the pigs into evil overlords. It’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters, I can’t even handle it!

    So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous storylines, then you gotta join this server. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF! Don’t be a noob like my ex, come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBedBaddies

    BlockyBedBaddies
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9218
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only thing harder than finding a stronghold is finding a bad player in bed? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who know how to craft the perfect experience every time.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building with a community that knows how to lay down the blocks just right. From epic redstone creations to towering castles, our players never disappoint in the bedroom… I mean, the game.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the hottest spot in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

    Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5670
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

    Ad Mistake Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7637
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

    Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

    And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

    I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 584
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Magic Items Found: 5831
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 116

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

    Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

    But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyCity-Citybuild.de

    SkyCity-Citybuild.de
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5713
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

    Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

    What awaits you on our server?

    Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

    Your SkyCity team

    SkyCity-Citybuild.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5544
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8904
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Divine Spears Created: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

    3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

    4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineDemon Network

    MineDemon Network
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9409
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Alien Abductions: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Crops Grown: 9023

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MineDemon Network!

    Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

    At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

    minedemon.com:25594

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 5460
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

    But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

    Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9650
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6297
    New Chunks Explored: 584776 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

    But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • qBroccoli Craft

    qBroccoli Craft
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3229
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Ores Mined: 8373 Magic Items Found: 1006

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

    ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

    Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

    Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

    37.221.199.159

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4287
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Votes: 9321 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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