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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Animals Bred:	166
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3622	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	192
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

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Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	795	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Divergent SMP Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
Season	Season 6 (new)
Application	Required
Join Now	Check out the rules and apply!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

What rules should I be aware of?

Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

When are the events hosted?

The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

Can I play with content creators?

Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

Is the server regularly updated?

The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	3494	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	4139	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

TripDipNoFriendship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.