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CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

authoritarianism, bad health, CraftyPopulismDemocraCrisis, Crisis, Democracy, Division, Global, Government, leadership, polarization, Politics, pope, Populists, Religion, society, Speech, threat, VALUES, Warning, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2371

haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2930	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	244	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8787	Votes:	4199
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Animals Bred:	81
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6570

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mines Excavated:	3093
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
New Chunks Explored:	822419	Runes Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	251
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7276

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mines Excavated:	4792
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

adoption, alt, altcoins, alternative currency, Blockchain, CASE, Coins, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, finance, Future, innovation, Investment, market, Minecraft, Potential, smp, speculation, Technology, Trading, use case, UTILITY, Value

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!