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UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8210	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	558695	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	3790

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Gods Slained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	5883

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	101158	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crops Grown:	3066
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	New Chunks Explored:	685651
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!