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SeniorQuoteCraft

class of [year], Farewell, funny, future plans, Graduation, high school, Inspirational, life lessons, looking back, Memories, moving on, Nostalgia, personal growth, quotes, Reflection, Reminiscing, School days, senior quote, SeniorQuoteCraft, wisdom, yearbook

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring senior quotes again! Our server is so lit, your senior quote will be “I’d rather be mining diamonds than writing this quote”! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a retired high school principal looking for revenge on all the students who skipped class to play Minecraft. So come join us and show that dragon who’s boss!

XiCraft: Trumped Out!

China, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, leadership, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, summit meeting, Tariffs, Tensions, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, warning shot, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9820
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

so like, this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got Xi Jinping himself shooting warning shots at Trump in Minecraft. it’s like a whole new level of political drama, but in block form. you can witness the epic showdown between these world leaders right in front of your eyes, all while building your own epic creations and battling mobs. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a dragon into battle with Putin. yeah, that’s right, Putin is on this server too, ready to throw down in the ultimate showdown. so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Elephant Slayerz – Bite by Bite

achievement, BITE, breaking it down, Dedication, determination, Eating, Elephant, EXECUTION, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, kill, one bite at a time, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, persistence, Planning, Slayerz, step by step, strategy, success

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Chimeras Created:	3

So, like, this server is like a magical land where you can, like, eat elephants one bite at a time! But, like, don’t worry, you don’t actually have to kill any elephants in real life. Just in the game, ya know? It’s like a virtual elephant buffet up in here!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of hunting down pixelated elephants and feasting on their virtual flesh. It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, like, there’s other cool stuff too, like flying pigs and talking cows. It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

So, like, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real elephants when you can have all the elephant-eating action you could ever want in Minecraft? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me. See you in the game, elephant eaters!

Pickaxe Network

Arenas, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, custom pickaxes, Discord, DRILLS, Enchant Upgrades, Events, exciting gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Pets, Pickaxe, Pickaxe Abilities, Prestiges, prison server, Prisons Experience, Seasonal Release, Semi Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Pickaxes	Unique pickaxes for mining.
Custom Enchants	Special enchantments for gear.
Enchant Upgrades	Ability to upgrade your enchantments.
Pickaxe Abilities	Special abilities for pickaxes.
Pets	Companions that follow you around.
Drills	Tools for quick mining.
Prestiges	Gain prestige levels for special rewards.
Arenas	Battle in custom arenas.

FAQ

1. When is the release date for Prisons Season #1?

The release date is Saturday the 8th of February 2025 at 3PM EST.

2. Where can I find more information about the release?

You can join the server discord for more information at https://discord.gg/ACCEEXh7.

3. What custom features are available on the server?

The server offers custom pickaxes, enchants, upgrades, abilities, pets, drills, prestiges, arenas, and many more unique features to enhance your prisons experience.

Realm of Her Essence 1.21.4

1.21.4, Be the hero, be the hero tags, come here, come here for more, come here tags, Essence, Hero, hero long tail tags, hero tags, long tail, long tail tags, more, more tags, Realm, somebody, somebody tags, tags, told, told to come, told to come here, told to come tags

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Villages Defended:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	6092	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s where all the cool kids hang out and where the legendary “her” resides. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that go down here. Plus, who knows, you might just become the hero everyone’s been waiting for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ExHusbandXValentine’sGone

Affair, affair partner, birthstone, Divorce, divorce finalization, divorce proceedings, ex husband, ExHusbandXValentinesGone, Gaslighting, hate, Infidelity, jewelry, mail, moving on, narcissist, no contact, package, Resentment, Self Respect, separation, valentine’s gift

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cheating spouses and cheap jewelry.

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions you experienced with your ex. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures to distract yourself from the heartbreak?

And don’t worry about running into your ex here – unless he’s secretly a Minecraft character, in which case, we can’t help you. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any more “wrong address” excuses on our server!

So come on over and let’s build a world together where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s mail.

ValentineVillain in Minecraft SMP

Affection, celebration, Chocolate, commercialized holiday, couples, Cupid, DATING, emotions, February 14th, Flowers, Gifts, Heart, love, Minecraft, mixed feelings, relationships, romance, sentiment, singles awareness day, smp, societal pressure, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG you guys, like, this Minecraft SMP is totally the place to be for Valentine’s Day! Like, we have a secret love potion that makes all the players fall in love with each other and build heart-shaped houses together. And, like, if you find a special Valentine’s Day diamond in the mines, you get a special date with the server owner who is secretly Cupid in disguise. It’s, like, totally romantic and stuff. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you kiss a creeper on Valentine’s Day, it turns into a cute little heart-shaped pet that follows you around and explodes with love instead of TNT. So, like, come join us for the most romantic and explosive Valentine’s Day ever! 💖💥 #LoveIsInTheAir #MinecraftValentineMadness

BlockPartyRIP

BlockPartyRIP, death bed, departing message, dying thoughts, dying wish, end of existence, end of journey, end of life, farewell message, final breath, final farewell, final goodbye, final message, final moments, final thoughts, final words, last words, mortality, parting words, passing away

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2020	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a herd of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon!

Our server is so epic that even Steve himself would drop his diamond sword in awe. So why waste your precious time on those lame servers when you can spend it here, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high?

Join now and let your last words be “I regret nothing, except not joining this amazing server sooner!”

WarriorTunes Minecraft Server

activism, artist, Censorship, Conflict, death, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, police raid, Political, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, Singer/Songwriter, Tragedy, tragic event, Ukraine, War, WarriorTunes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Towns Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Crops Grown:	7723	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join cuz we got Russian singer-songwriters falling outta windows during police raids, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form, ya know? Plus, we got diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

HackCraft: Revenge of Anonymous

#hacktivism, ANONYMOUS, avenge, cyber attack, cyber revenge, cybercrime, cybersecurity, defaces, digital protest, digital warfare, Hack, HackCraft, HACKING, hacktivist group, internet security, online activism, Political protest, RETALIATION, Revenge, Russian, taiwan, Website

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hackers who will avenge any hack on Taiwan by defacing Russian websites. It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of tanks. Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Kremlin in under an hour. So come join the madness and show off your building skills while fighting for justice in the digital world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!