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GenZCraft: MissedOutOnGeocities

cyber nostalgia, cyber world, digital archaeology, digital era, early internet, forgotten websites, gen z, GenZCraft, internet exploration, internet history, internet relics, missed out, MissedOutOnGeocities, Nostalgia, obsolete platforms, online culture, retro internet, vintage websites, virtual communities, web browsing, Website

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Remember those days when the internet was a wild west of creativity and chaos? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for a chance to experience the nostalgia of early internet culture while building epic creations with your fellow players.

On our server, you’ll find secret underground chat rooms filled with memes from the ancient times, pixel art galleries showcasing the best of Geocities, and even a hidden shrine dedicated to the almighty Hampster Dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover a portal to the legendary land of MySpace.

So why join our server? Because where else can you battle creepers while jamming out to the sweet sounds of dial-up internet? Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the internet’s golden age – join us now!

MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy

Accountability, Attack, Canada, Challenges, Defense, Democracy, democratic values, election integrity, ex-China envoy, ExEnvoy, foreign influence, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MapleCraft, national security, NSICOP report, political interference, safeguarding democracy, Threats, transparency

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	8390
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

BlockyBlast

BlockyBlast, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional well being, Happiness, Inner child, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-nurturing, younger selves

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive ur childhood dreams and build the most epic creations ever. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. u can ride on a rainbow to find hidden treasure and battle evil monsters with ur friends.

we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!

🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!

bedrock, Community Events, cross-platform, Custom, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Lobster Pots, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Pots, Quests, Resets, server ip, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, Surviving, Weekly Challenges, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2700	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.

3. What features does the server offer?

Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?

Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

PerfectClone Minecraft Server

CLONE, Consciousness, Decision making, eternal happiness, ethical choice, ethical dilemma, existentialism, forever.., hypothetical scenario, Identity, IMMORTALITY, Kys, Life after death., Minecraft, morality, perfect life, PerfectClone, personal values, philosophical question, self-sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, thought experiment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	189
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can kys in-game and respawn as an exact copy of yourself to live a perfect life forever! It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and perfection, all in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of living multiple lives in one game. Who knew dying could be so much fun?

MineTunes Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Anime, Community, discussion, Epic, Fan, Favorite, jojo’s bizarre adventure, long tail tag, Minecraft, MineTunes, Music, opinion, Outro, Recommendation, Server, Soundtrack, Steel Ball Run, suggestion, Video, Western

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing in the background? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re riding through the virtual sunset on your trusty steed, mining diamonds like a boss, and suddenly, the epic outro song from Steel Ball Run starts playing in the background. That’s right, we’ve got Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure vibes on our server, making your gaming experience truly bizarre and unforgettable. So come join us and let’s ride off into the sunset together, with Steel Ball Run as our soundtrack!

CraftySlut Minecraft Server

accidental insult, aita, CraftySlut, dating struggles, finding love, functional relationship, implied insult, interesting behavior, less-than-ideal situations, little sister, Minecraft, OFFENDED, passionate, QPR, Queer Platonic Relationship, Real Love, relationship length, Server, shoulder to cry on, slut shaming, soon-to-be-husband, supportive friend, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love knows no bounds and relationships are as unique as the blocks you build with! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, friendship, and ice cream.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!

And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?

Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!

BlockyBuddyNoCalls

aita, Answering, BlockyBuddyNoCalls, Calls, colleagues, Crush, emergency, fed up, flattered, flirtation, maintenance, malfunction, minor issue, new hire, pushy coworker, snotty tone, supervisor, Texting, Training, voicemail, work hours

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of M42 and F42.

Looking for a place where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good dose of drama and intrigue.

Experience the thrill of working in a company with multiple locations, where you never know what kind of crazy coworker you might encounter. Will they have a crush on you? Will they call you 7 times in 3 minutes over a minor issue? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server, where you can be the star of your own ridiculous story. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that’s so outrageous, it could only happen in Minecraft!

Disastravel Minecraft Server

AVOID, Caution, Civil unrest, Conflict, Covid-19, Crisis, Dangerous, Disastravel, Minecraft, pandemic, Political unrest, Risky, Server, Terrorism, tourism, travel, travel advisory, Unsafe, Unstable, vacation, violence, war-torn, worst country

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a vacation spot that will leave you screaming for your momma? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time on sandy beaches and crystal clear waters when you can join us for a wild ride through a land filled with exploding creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes that never sleep?

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it! Join us if you’re looking for a vacation that will leave you questioning your life choices and running for the safety of your dirt hut. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

SchoolOfChaosCraft

bizarre happening, crazy event, extraordinary event, institution, memorable moment, outlandish happening, School, school anecdote, school event, school experience, school memory, school story, school tale, SchoolOfChaosCraft, shocking event, strange occurrence, unbelievable event, unexpected incident, unforgettable incident, unusual event, wild event

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old school events like talent shows and bake sales? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest event that ever happened at our last school was a zombie apocalypse during lunchtime! That’s right, instead of dodgeball, you’ll be dodging zombies while trying to protect your classmates from becoming lunch themselves. Join us for the most thrilling and heart-pounding school experience you’ll ever have!