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MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

bad film, Boring, disappointing ending, Disappointment, dragged on, dull, Flop, frustrating, lackluster, letdown, Minecraft, Movie, movie critique, movie review, MovieMarathonGoneWrong, not worth it, regret, smp, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., underwhelming, unfulfilled expectations, wasted time

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Votes:	654	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

awful movie, bad film, below expectations, boring plot, cinematic letdown, DISAPPOINTING, film enthusiast, lackluster, lost in translation fan, low quality., Minecraft, Movie Critic, not recommended, not worth it, poor script, regret watching, smp, terrible acting, TrashyFilmFanatic, unimpressed, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst movie

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	224
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Flashback White Woman 1.20.6

1.20.6, Angry, baboon, big butt, body shaming, bullying, discrimination, emotional distress, flashback, Flashbacks, Hate Speech, laughed, mma bf, offensive behavior, prejudice, public humiliation, racial slur, racist, traumatic experience, verbal abuse, walked away, White, white woman, WOMAN

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about racist white ladies and their MMA boyfriends!

We’ve got more blocks than that lady’s big butt and more fun than her insults, so come on in and build your own world where baboons are the rulers!

Forget about reality and escape to a place where you can be anything you want, even a baboon with a vengeance!

Join us now and let’s laugh at those silly racists together while we create our own epic adventures in the world of blocks and craziness!

2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

2024.., 2024Craft, Achievements, Challenges, Experience, future outlook, goals, lessons learned, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Rate, Rating, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, setbacks, success, year, year review

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

Blocky Beats: Deaf Poetry

appreciation, art, auditory, beats, blocky, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, deaf, deaf people, emotional, Expression, hearing impaired, Interpretation, Lyrics, Melody, Music, Poems, poetry, Rhythm, Sensory, songs, verse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.

once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?

oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.

Vanilla SMP

400k x 400k, Cheats, developers, Discord, Experience, gameplay, Griefing, insiding, Ip:, killing, original, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, unmodified, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Server IP	mc.vanillasmp.org
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Vanilla SMP

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Server Information:

World Borders	Overworld
400k x 400k

Rules

Cheats are not allowed

Note: This is a survival server with no rules on PvP, raiding, or griefing. Be prepared for anything!

Discord – https://discord.com/invite/fSDcTptG5c

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on this server?

As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow any mods that give players an unfair advantage or modify the gameplay.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build anywhere within the world borders, as long as it does not interfere with other players’ creations or the natural environment.

3. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report any rule violations or inappropriate behavior to the server moderators either on Discord or through in-game chat.

4. Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on this server, so players should be cautious about protecting their builds and resources.

5. Can I team up with other players for survival?

Players are free to form alliances or teams with other players for survival, but betrayal and insiding are also permitted, so trust carefully.

Eternal Love Realm 1.21

advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long distance, long term, love, Marriage, partner, Partnership, Realm, relationship advice, romance, Significant Other, Support, Thread, Trust, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, flying through a rainbow made of Skittles!

I’m talking about a place where you can build a castle made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just imagine a world where you can ride a roller coaster made of TNT, swim in a pool of lava, and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RegrettableRedFlags – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, denial, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, hindsight, ignored, Infidelity, lack of trust, Manipulation, Minecraft, red flags, regrets, RegrettableRedFlags, relationship, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	636
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, I joined and suddenly I was surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas, it was insane! And the admin is like a wizard or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic dance parties every night. But beware, there’s a creeper that tells dad jokes and a zombie that’s obsessed with knitting. It’s like a soap opera meets a circus meets a rave, you gotta join now or you’ll regret it forever! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

MineCraftHabitBoost

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness, MineCraftHabitBoost, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, simple habit, success, well-being, wellness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ores Mined:	2135
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating the Blocktopus will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly without wings.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	97	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

EpicEWarZoneCraft

aircraft, Aliyev, Attack, Aviation, control, Damage, Defense, electronic warfare systems, EpicEWarZoneCraft, Fire, ground, Impact, Incident, investigation, Military, plane, SECURITY, severely damaged, Tail, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8244
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy electronic warfare systems that will make your plane go out of control! it’s like a rollercoaster but in the sky! and watch out for the ground fire that will damage your plane’s tail, adding an extra level of challenge to the game! it’s like a wild ride that you never want to end! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, growth, Herobrine, jokes, No Resets, no-tp, Qol, rules, small server, smp, trust-based community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Server Age	3 months old
Community Size	Small
Application Process	Whitelist with applications
Plugins	QoL plugins/datapacks (Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks)
Reset Schedule	No plans for server resets

FAQ

What is Enival?

Enival is a 3-month-old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server.

What kind of people are you looking for?

We are looking for active players who will join not just for the sake of joining, but will actively play on the server.

Are there any special features on Enival?

Yes, we have a friendly Herobrine, a nice community, and plugins/datapacks for a better gameplay experience.

How can I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g