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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

CraftyComrades: No Phones in War!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	8233
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

LOL this server is so lit, even Russian lawmakers are trying to get in on the action! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your own epic base. Who needs smartphones when you can have a diamond sword in hand? Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself logs on to challenge players to PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and show those lawmakers who’s boss!

SkinCraftedMC

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7463
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

join our minecraft server and escape the dead skin apocalypse! our world is protected by a magical force field that repels all those nasty skin cells, so you can mine and build without worrying about getting covered in grossness.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.

also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.

so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

Chaos Network

Abilities, Adventure, Community, Crates, Currency, custom worlds, Economy, Exploration, Free Ranks, Items, Jobs, MCMMO, multiplayer, Playtime Rewards, Plugins, Prison, Ranks, Rewards, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate survival experience! Immerse yourself in a world packed with features like McMMO, playtime rewards, free ranks, crates, and custom worlds. Explore, build, and thrive with unique jobs to earn in-game currency. We’re also excited to announce upcoming Skyblock and Prison modes for even more adventures. Come and be part of our growing community!

Survival Mode: Engage in classic survival gameplay with a friendly community. McMMO: Level up your skills and abilities with this popular plugin. Playtime Rewards: Earn rewards just for playing and being part of the community. Free Ranks: Progress through ranks without spending a dime. Crates: Unlock exciting items and rewards from crates. Custom Worlds: Explore unique, custom-designed worlds. Jobs: Take on jobs to earn in-game currency and rewards.

play.chaosnetwork.net

StellarisMC

Beta, Community, Custom Builds, Events, Keys, Minecraft, open beta, Plugins, Ranks, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4374
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today in open beta!

play.stellarismc.net

VTubeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual YouTuber with the wildest and sexiest design you’ve ever seen! Join us if you want to witness this vtuber slay dragons with a wink and build the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever laid eyes on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust a move and the skeletons drop sick beats. You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe, guaranteed!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with our sexy vtuber. Who needs diamonds when you have this much fun?

DubCraft – Your Olympic Prediction Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your predictions can come true in the most hilarious ways possible! Want to see your favorite team win the Olympics? Just roll some dubs and watch them dominate the competition! But be careful, because if you roll trips, your country might just completely embarrass themselves on the world stage this year.

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable outcomes and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe pigs will start flying or creepers will break out into a dance party. The only way to find out is to jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

GF Defender’s Bane: AITA?

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	New Chunks Explored:	369935
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

Looking for a server with a unique storyline? Look no further! Our server features a gripping tale of betrayal, stolen treasures, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join now to uncover the mystery of the missing Pandora rings, the disappearing birthday cash, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. Will you be the hero who exposes the truth, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud like never before?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ve ever encountered. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and unexpected plot twists. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

CraftyCashMC

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of the real world and its pesky money problems? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, money is no concern at all! Join us and live out your wildest dreams without worrying about your bank account.

On our server, you can become a professional unicorn wrangler, a master pancake chef, or even a professional bubble wrap popper. The possibilities are endless when money is no object!

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best life without a care in the world. Who needs money when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities?

Turkey2Greece

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Emeralds Found:	9660

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s so lit, it’s like the Turkey of servers, except the inflation is like 91% of fun! Restaurants be half-empty cuz everyone be too busy mining and building on this server.

But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic Greek vibes too. Join us and escape the madness of real life by diving into this virtual world where the only thing inflating is the fun! Plus, who needs real food when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will make even the craziest Greek myths jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RiseAndMineServer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	5876
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
New Chunks Explored:	151398	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode with joy. dis server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt.

wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.

so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.