bad excuses – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.
So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

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CraftyChances Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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KidStopper Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).
On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.
So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!

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RoomRageCraft
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Are you tired of living with a sister who thinks it’s okay to share embarrassing videos of you at your lowest point? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without the fear of privacy invasion.
Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-sharing-private-videos-of-your-sibling policy in place, so you can rest assured that your virtual world will remain private and secure.
Don’t let your sister’s betrayal bring you down – join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss in the digital realm. Who needs sympathy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? So come on, join us and leave the drama behind!

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StrangestAppMCServer
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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where all the players are actually llamas in disguise? Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining, building, and battling it out with other llamas in a virtual world like no other.
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the llamas gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks waiting to be found by the bravest llama adventurer.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up as a llama in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and unleash your inner llama!

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MineTunez: Fav Song Edition
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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate jam session! Picture this: you and your fellow players rocking out to your favorite songs while building epic structures and battling mobs. And the best part? The creepers are afraid of music, so you’ll never have to worry about them sneaking up on you while you’re belting out your favorite tunes. So come join us and let’s turn this Minecraft world into a musical masterpiece!

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UkraineCraft: Hit & Block Russia’s Comms!
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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when suddenly they were like “hey russia, watch this!” and they straight up hit russia’s fancy new communication station like BOOM! it was like the biggest prank ever, but with bombs and stuff.
anyways, if you wanna be part of some crazy action like that, you gotta join our minecraft server. we got explosions, we got wars, we got alliances, we got everything you need for a wild time. plus, our players are so hardcore, they make ukraine look like a bunch of kittens.
come join us and be part of the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to take down a communication station or something. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

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Death’s Doorstep
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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BEING ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF BUT ALSO HAVING A SAFETY NET MADE OF FLUFFY KITTENS.
JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF ALMOST DYING EVERY MINUTE, BUT ALSO FEELING LIKE YOU’RE IMMORTAL.
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS TO GET TO IT.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT TACO THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHY NOT LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE WHILE ALSO FEELING INVINCIBLE?

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QuakeDataSat: China-Turkey Fun!
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so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. we got like, data from chinese satellites and stuff, like what even is that? but wait, there’s more! we got earthquake precursors from turkey, like, who knew turkeys could predict earthquakes, right?
join this server for a wild ride, man. we got crazier stuff than herobrine hiding in the shadows. come for the data, stay for the turkey earthquake predictions. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster of excitement and confusion, but in a good way. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

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