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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Potions Brewed:	79
Mines Excavated:	3193	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	179	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1219	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	7339	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!

AwkwardCraft: First Date Fails

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again! Why? Because on our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, cozy campfires, and even a pixelated version of your crush! Who needs real-life dating when you can have all the romance and none of the awkwardness in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will serenade you with love songs as you mine for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

DownSyndromeCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get bored cuz it’s all the same? well, not on this server, dude! we got crazy stuff happening all the time!

like, did u know that on our server, the mobs actually talk to u? yeah, they’re like “hey, wanna be friends?” or “watch out, that creeper is sneaky!” it’s wild, man.

and get this, our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they trade u diamonds for moon rocks and stuff, it’s nuts!

plus, we have this thing where every time u mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and gives u a special power for like, 10 minutes. it’s like a party in ur inventory, bro!

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?) it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Please don’t forget to feed the mods…oh and play on this server! [modded]

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Votes:	2418
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

Description

I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the discord server?	You can join the discord server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/Nw98eabh
When is the first event happening?	The first event is happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time.
Is there a need for help in improving the server?	Yes, I am looking for somebody to help me make the server better. If you are interested, please contact me on the discord server.

LootoutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
New Chunks Explored:	492120	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Oh, honey, your loadout is so last season! You need to join our Minecraft server ASAP if you want to level up your gear game. We’ve got enchanted diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball and weapons that can slay dragons with just one hit. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before!

StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	4510

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1676
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!