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VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9429
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

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Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

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Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Ores Mined:	5902
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	121
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5692
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Emeralds Found:	2660	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	264	Votes:	9579
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	5143
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!