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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4613 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8321 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!