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RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Void Gems Collected:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	1547	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	4355
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

RegretBlockz

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

TattooFailsCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	5937
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

Miscast Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

BlockyConfessions Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ores Mined:	4860
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	377
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner villain!

We have a special “Evil Villain” rank for players who have committed the most heinous acts in-game. From stealing diamonds to griefing entire villages, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with other like-minded players. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server one day!

So, if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and cause chaos wherever you go, join us now! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will have you saying “I regret browsing this place” in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a special “Lava Surfing” mini-game where you can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming arrows and dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our weekly “Zombie Disco” parties where the undead get down to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to regret browsing this place in the most epic way possible!

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, adaptive weather systems, Animals, aws, battle passes, benny, Build Guides, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, Gaming, Guild Pettan, Guild vidyapassword 69420, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, NA East, Online Community, open world, pay-to-win mechanics, Player Customization, player experience, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1576
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	198

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

HurricaneHavocCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5874
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CreepervilleCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Towns Built:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mines Excavated:	2580	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	8267	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!