Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!
We have a special “Evil Villain” rank for players who have committed the most heinous acts in-game. From stealing diamonds to griefing entire villages, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with other like-minded players. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server one day!
So, if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and cause chaos wherever you go, join us now! Just remember, the creepier, the better!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have a special “Lava Surfing” mini-game where you can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming arrows and dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our weekly “Zombie Disco” parties where the undead get down to some sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to regret browsing this place in the most epic way possible!
But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!
So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!
Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!
So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You can also participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (not real diamonds, of course, but still pretty cool).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can turn you into a superhero for 24 hours. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our VShojo crew is a bunch of absolute legends, from Froot to GeeGa, Haruka to Hestia, and everyone in between. We’ve got more chaotic energy than a creeper explosion, and we’re always down for a good time.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a group of virtual YouTubers who are as entertaining as they are skilled at the game? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to mine diamonds with your mind and ride pigs into battle. Don’t fact-check that, just trust us.
So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are epic, and the laughter is endless. Just remember to ignore the bait, report any griefers, and above all, be excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world, gamers!
Join us and experience the magic of a world created by Obsidian Entertainment’s lead environmental artist Dennis Presnell himself! That’s right, the mastermind behind Fallout and Baldur’s Gate has worked his magic to create a Minecraft server like you’ve never seen before.
With Avowed, you can expect a level of confidence and excitement that you’ve never felt before. Dennis Presnell himself is overjoyed at how smoothly everything is going, and he can’t wait for you to experience this game.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of something truly amazing. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets left behind by Dennis himself. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for diamonds and have a delicious snack at the same time!
But wait, there’s more! The villagers on this server are known for throwing the wildest parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of villagers breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the server owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows on command. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of magic?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziness for yourself!
