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Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	625992
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	497	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6192	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Buildings Constructed:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	191
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Star Shards Collected:	295
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!