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SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

NopeNotTodayMC SMP

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Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

CraftyDateDisaster

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

ShortDateMC – The Quickest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old dates that feel like they last forever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a quick date that will leave you wanting more!

Picture this: you and your date spawn in a beautiful virtual world filled with endless possibilities. You decide to go on a romantic stroll through the pixelated forests, only to be attacked by a horde of angry creepers. But fear not, because your date is a master at wielding a diamond sword and swiftly takes them down, proving that they are truly a keeper.

As you continue on your adventure, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. Your date suggests building a cozy little house together, complete with a lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors.

But just as things start to heat up, your date suddenly disappears without a trace. Was it a glitch in the matrix or did they simply get lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – this will definitely be a date to remember (or forget)! So come join our server for a wild ride filled with love, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

Creeper Charm School

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

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lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!

DickPicConfidenceCraft

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so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.

PhoneZoneCraft

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so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HellRaise Project Minecraft server

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HellRaise Project is a vanilla LICENSED RP server, the main feature of which is the modified mechanics of the lower world. The RP component of this server implies that when playing on the server a person is first and foremost a server player. Accordingly, the server is completely isolated from external events. Adding to the whitelist occurs through discord. You can also find more detailed information there.

HelvetiaNetwork: Where even creepers social distance in SMP!

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Server Name:	Helvetia Network: JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Description:	Earth towny PVP\|PVE 2 worlds economy and more!
MC IP:	play.helvetianetwork.com
Discord Invite:	https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5
Dynamic World Map:	http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/
Website Store:	https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQ

What are the main features of Helvetia Network?

– Two Earths with PvE and PvP focus
– Crafting, farming, building, economy, and social aspects
– Villager shops, economies, and dynamic drop tables
– Custom crafting recipes and mob drop tables
– Ability to capture creatures with nets
– Special items “Coins” for fair access to premium features
– Custom drops from spawners, fishing, and more

What are the costs for setting up towns and nations?

– Nations cost 1000 to create
– Town plots can be claimed for only 10

How does the PvP aspect work on the server?

– PvP server focuses on player combat, land disputes, and resource fights
– Full-on wars and sieges for dominance
– No overclaiming and a 90-day inactive town kick rule

Are there unique items or features on Helvetia Network?

– Bosses with rare loot tables
– Ability to store XP and custom crafting recipes
– Access to special items and features for all players

MonkeyLeaderEdits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your epic builds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a team of highly skilled monkeys who will create hilarious edits of your character! That’s right, say goodbye to boring old Steve or Alex and hello to a funky monkey version of yourself swinging from tree to tree in the pixelated jungle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will protect your precious loot from any pesky griefers. These feathered warriors are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your diamonds safe.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a monkey or learn some ninja moves from a chicken!

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!

BoundaryPushers Minecraft Server

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Tired of getting griefed by noobs who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll to teach them a lesson they won’t forget! We have a special “Troll Patrol” team dedicated to pranking the pranksters and keeping the peace in our wacky world. So if you’re ready to show those boundary-pushers who’s boss, come join us for some epic trolling adventures!

AwkwardCraft: Share Your Silence

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Join our Minecraft server and never experience an awkward silence again! Our players are constantly chatting, joking, and sharing hilarious stories that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget what silence even is.

One time, a player accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, and we all had to pretend it was intentional. Another time, someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly, only to plummet to their hilarious demise.

So if you’re tired of awkward silences and boring gameplay, come join us for non-stop laughter and ridiculousness on our Minecraft server. You’ll never want to log off!