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CraftyCreeperCo

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1637
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	291115	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	200	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Votes:	1043
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5994
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1471	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5453	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

SibCraftHouseWars

Auction, compensation, Debts, Europe, expats abroad, family drama, family house, family reunions, Father, heritage, Inheritance, legal issues, Mother, ownership, Property, registration fees, renovation, SibCraftHouseWars, Siblings, TAXES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	6794
Potions Brewed:	185	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inheritance drama that will make you forget about building blocks and start building alliances instead.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a virtual world where refusing heritage and paying off debts can lead to a full-blown family feud? Witness the epic saga of siblings fighting over who deserves a cut of the virtual house renovation funds. Will they reconcile and build together, or will they tear each other apart like creepers in the night?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of robbing your own family members, all while trying to save a virtual house from auction. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the villain who destroyed family unity? The choice is yours on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and inheritance disputes to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building adventures!

TVSeriesFanMC SMP

best tv series, binge-worthy TV Series, favorite TV Series, must-watch TV Series, smp, top tv series, TV series, TV show addiction, TV show binge, TV show discussion, TV show fandom, TV show marathon, TV show obsession, TV show ratings, TV show recommendations, TV show recommendations 2021, TV show recommendations 2022., TV Show Reviews, TV show streaming, TV show suggestions, TVSeriesFanMC

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5890	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of watching TV series and wishing you could jump into the screen and live in that world? Well, now you can…kind of! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the drama, action, and romance of your favorite TV series in blocky form!

Imagine building your own version of the Upside Down from Stranger Things, or creating a castle fit for a Lannister in Game of Thrones. Who needs Netflix when you can live out your favorite shows in Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Steve Jobs haunts our server, offering players enchanted apples in exchange for redstone. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of Herobrine himself, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and turn your favorite TV series into a hilarious, pixelated adventure!