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ClassmateDrawSnitchAITAH

AITAH, art classes, bully, bullying, classmate, ClassmateDrawSnitchAITAH, color pencil, Crush, drawing, erasing, Exposing, friendly guy, hate, name.., names, pencil, people pleaser, Popular, Realism, smurf cat, trending

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4837	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the bullies and haters, just like the protagonist in this wild story.

On our server, you can show off your artistic skills by building magnificent structures and creations that will leave everyone in awe. No one can steal your credit here, because we value creativity and originality above all else.

So come on in and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friendly crush who appreciates your talents and doesn’t fall for the tricks of bullies. Join us now and let the fun begin!

UnexpectedGuestsMC

answering the door, cautious behavior, door etiquette, doorbell etiquette, home alone, Home Invasion, home privacy, home safety, home security, household safety, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, safety precautions, social norms, stranger danger, unexpected company, unexpected guests, unexpected interruptions, unexpected visitors, UnexpectedGuestsMC, uninvited guests

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Farms Harvested:	681	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of answering the door only to find out it’s just the pizza delivery guy again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unexpected guests knocking on your virtual door! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground lairs, diamond-studded unicorns, and a never-ending supply of virtual pizza (toppings include creeper chunks and zombie brains). So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unexpected guests forever!

UkraineCraft: Putin’s Retreat

border, Camp, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, finland, Geopolitics, Hall, international relations, Losses, Military, military base, Putins, Retreat, russia, russia ukraine conflict, satellite imagery, Satellite pictures, SECURITY, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ores Mined:	7599
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the epic battle between russia and ukraine near finland!!! witness the destruction and chaos as you explore the new hall and camp that have been left behind by russia’s losses.

build your own base and defend it from invading armies, or join the fight and conquer new territories. with epic battles and endless possibilities, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat.

join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server. who will come out victorious in this epic showdown? join us and find out!

Lilypad Eggs

beginning server, building-centered, Chipped, Community, Discord, eggs, farmers delight, Fun, genuine, Geophilic, invite, January, lilypad, message maverly, Mods, Motivating, Profundis, quality of life, Safe Environment, shopping district, small server, smp, tide

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	4991	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to Lilypad Eggs!

We’re a small beginning Minecraft server. The aim is to keep the server small and genuine!

Mods Used:

Mod Name
Proximity Chat
Farmer’s Delight
Chipped
Geophilic
Profundis
Tide

We want a community of around 20 people, to keep the server small but fun! The main focus of this server is creating a nice and safe environment for everyone. The server is centered around building, and our hope is to create a shopping district as well!

If this sounds like a good fit for you, make sure to message maverly on discord and I will invite you to the server!

The server is set to open soon, more info on this is in our discord!

This will likely be around the 20th of January.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message maverly on discord for an invite.
When is the server opening?	It is set to open around the 20th of January.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus is building and creating a safe community.

Blast Feline Forge 1.21.4

1.21.4, 1990s, 2025, 90s, action, Adventure, Anime, asleep, blast, Burst, Cats, Cyberpunk, Daily, dream, Feline, Forge, Future, Gunplay, Gunsmith, Manga, Nostalgia, Sleep, Technology, Wake Up

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Farms Harvested:	748
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Yo, bro, do you even remember the 90’s? Like, when Tamagotchis were the bomb and scrunchies ruled the world? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server is like a time machine back to that rad era!

Join us for some totally tubular adventures and build your own pixelated version of a Lisa Frank notebook. We’ve got neon colors, slap bracelets, and even a secret level where you can battle it out in a virtual game of Pogs.

So, dust off your Walkman, grab your Beanie Babies, and come party like it’s 1999 on our Minecraft server! It’s gonna be all that and a bag of chips, my dude.

BlockyDwell Minecraft Server

anxiety, Aspergers syndrome, BlockyDwell, Family Support, financial struggles, full-time student, future savings, household chores, impulsive purchases, local average rent, medical evaluations, Mental well-being, Minecraft, moving out, ongoing care, personal belongings, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement income, Server, side hustle, student loans, warehouse job

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8190	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	110
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities weighing you down? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can forget about paying rent or student loans. Instead, focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and battling virtual monsters. No more long hours at a warehouse job, just endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

And don’t worry about your in-game family needing your support. They can take care of themselves while you embark on epic quests and build epic structures. Plus, there’s no guilt trip for not contributing more – it’s all about having a good time!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life worries behind. Who needs anxiety and Asperger’s syndrome evaluations when you can be a Minecraft master? Let’s build a virtual vacation home together, without any blame for selling it at a loss!

RingQuest: Hubby Edition

Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Edition, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, Hubby, husband, IMPORTANCE, lost ring, Marriage, Priorities, relationship, Replacement, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, RingQuest, storm drain, Trust, Understanding, wedding ring

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where promises are kept and wedding rings are not lost down storm drains? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that all lost items will be retrieved in a timely manner, even if they end up in the most ridiculous places.

Our server is so dedicated to keeping promises that even if your husband drops his wedding ring down a storm drain, we will send a team of Minecraft experts to retrieve it for him. No more excuses about it being “icky” down there – we’ll get the job done!

And if your husband still doesn’t understand the importance of wearing a wedding ring, don’t worry – we’ll make sure he gets the message loud and clear. Join our server now and experience the most outrageous adventures and promises kept in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyBeautyQueen

attractiveness, beauty, BlockyBeautyQueen, body positivity, inner beauty, outer beauty, physical appearance, positive self-image, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner derpiness and have a blast!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so ridiculously good-looking that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer jealousy. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and take selfies with us.

But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, on our server, even the ugliest block can be turned into a masterpiece with a little bit of imagination and a whole lot of silliness.

TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!

Canada, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, economic consequences, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, international trade, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, tariff, tariff threats, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trouble, trudeau, TrudeauCraft, trump, united states, US consumers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!

Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server

Accountability, commentary, crazycraft, digital age, fact-checking, humor, INSANE, internet culture, Mark Zuckerberg, memes, Meta, Misinformation, realization, satire, scrutiny, Server, social media, Technology, viral, Zucks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.

also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.

oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?