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Crystal Void Realms 1.21

adult content, anal sex, boyhole, crystal, explicit content, Gallons, Intimacy, LGBTQ, Realms, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual exploration, sexual fluids, sexual health, sexual hygiene, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo topic, Void, white cum

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

2025, Anime, January 4, Japanese comics, jump, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga fans, manga industry, manga magazine, Manga News, manga publication, manga readers, manga release date, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Next issue, shonen jump, Shonen Jump issue, smp, upcoming release, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Votes:	119	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

WickedUncleMC

Abilities, adhd, AGES, AITAH, concerns, down syndrome, DREAD, flying monkeys, generous offer, gift, handle, insisting, Kids, mean well, navigating, Needs, NEGATIVE, Nightmare, paying customers, perfect world, politely decline, refusing, runtime, sensory needs, severe autism, standing firm, trial and error, uncle, Wicked tickets, WickedUncleMC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

anger, BlazeCraft, christmas, christmas tree, Community, Conflict, current events, damascus, demonstration, holiday, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Outrage, Politics, protest, public outcry, religious intolerance, Server, Set Ablaze, social unrest, solidarity, Syria, violence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

JewHuntersPrisonCraft

Amsterdam, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam news, anti-semitism, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, discrimination, Dutch court, European court, European law, hate crime, Jew hunt, JewHuntersPrisonCraft, Justice, Legal System, Netherlands, Prison, punishment, racial profiling, sentences

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

Cancer, cancer predisposition, cancer screening, FDA-approved, fdaapproved, genetic counseling, genetic counseling services, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic testing, genetic variants, germ-line, healthcare regulations, hereditary cancer, Perils, personalized medicine, Pitfalls, risk assessment, tests

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

EarthCorp

alliances, Conflict, Corporate dystopia, Discord, EarthCorp, Economy, Geopolitical, influence, Invite event, Leaderboards, Lore, mini Bosses, Perks, power struggles, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Roleplay, Territories, Treaties, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5831
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

EarthCorp – 1.21.1
IP: play.earthcorp.co
Site: earthcorp.co
Map: map.earthcorp.co

EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, plenty of custom items and plugins, an active player base with responsive admins who fix issues and listen to the community.

There’s always plenty of places to explore and found your own town and nation, but if starting solo isn’t your style, you can play with friends or join a friendly community that will help you in your journey. But be prepared to face other players who have different plans and goals than you.

We are currently in a one week grace period from the start of the server, so you aren’t starting behind at all. We have an RTP portal in our spawn as well as a bunch of custom items and custom menus for you to interact with. We are completely non pay to win, and all our ranks are fair for their cost. If you have an issue, let us know and we’ll work it out.

The server’s Geo Political simulation allows players to simulate conflict and power struggles as they compete for control over territories, resources, and influence. You’ll need to build alliances, form treaties, and wage war to achieve your objectives. The world is your playground, but pick your fights carefully.

And for those who love immersing themselves in in-depth lore, we have something for you too. Our server offers a fascinating corporate dystopia storyline that will take you on an unforgettable journey. Running on a quest based narrative with mini bosses being brought around the world, you’ll explore the depths of a world ruled by corporations, where the fate of the world is in your hands.

We have daily quests and only free crates with real rewards, as well as plenty of custom perks you can add to your playing experience.

We are also running an invite event, so if you can top our leaderboards you get top rank permanently, and the next 9 get in-game rewards too.

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is completely non pay to win. All our ranks are fair for their cost.
How big is the map?	The map is on a 1:300 scale of the Earth.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or nation?	You can play solo or join a town or nation as you prefer.
Are there custom items and plugins?	Yes, there are plenty of custom items and plugins on the server.
What is the invite event?	The invite event rewards the top players on the leaderboards with permanent top rank and in-game rewards for the next 9 players.

Chuddie’s Grim Reality 1.20.2

1.20.2, bleak outlook, children, christmas, chuddies, difficult times, disadvantaged, economic challenges, grim, grim reality, Hardship, harsh reality, holiday season, holiday struggles, less fortunate, little chuddies, POVERTY, Reality, reality check, sad truth, sobering realization, Struggle, tough circumstances, underprivileged

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	4489	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6361
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Animals Bred:	15

Yo, bros, if you wanna escape the grim reality of Christmas, come join our Minecraft server!

We got Santa riding creepers, elves mining diamonds, and Rudolph leading the charge against the Ender Dragon.

Forget about boring old presents and family drama, come hang out with us and build a snowman army to take over the North Pole.

Join now for a holly jolly time that will make you question if you’re even in the real world anymore.

Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

activism, anti-racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fixing, fixing white people, inclusion, Minecraft, people, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial education, racial harmony, racial inequality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, smp, social justice, systemic racism, White, white people

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?

EggWars Minecraft Server

Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonable

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!