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CraftyLoveMatch

acceptance, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLoveMatch, DATING, emotions, Expectations, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, introspection, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of dating in the real world and getting ghosted left and right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Why waste time swiping through dating apps when you can build a virtual relationship while constructing your dream castle together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie! Join our server now and let the pixelated romance begin!

EmpowermentCraft: RiseAboveSexism

#endorsement, Attitudes, benevolent sexism, empowerment, EmpowermentCraft, feeling, gender dynamics, gender inequalities, Gender Roles, idealization, Intimate relationships, new study, power, Powerless, Psychology, Qualities, research, RiseAboveSexism, sexist attitudes, social norms, study, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical powers that can turn you into a powerful warrior! we have discovered that by playing on our server, women who feel powerless in real life can gain strength and confidence by defeating dragons and building amazing structures! our study shows that by embracing the power of minecraft, women can overcome feeling powerless and become the ultimate warriors in the virtual world! join us now and unleash your inner goddess on our server!

Anarchy in the Skyblock- No rules, just mob-spawning chaos!

Anarchy, Chaos, Client, commands, Distant Horizons, Griefing, Hacks, MiniHUD, mobspawning, Modded, PvP, rules, seed map, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Farms Harvested:	236	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	842564
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules or admins on the server.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports mods such as Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but game-breaking hacks are protected against.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83039028, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4661	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Emeralds Found:	5572
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “TNT Tag with a Twist,” where players have to juggle flaming TNT blocks while riding on the back of a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here… but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

TrickPunk’s SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft Madness with CM Punk and Trick Williams

Alliance, cm punk, cm punk and trick williams, cm punk and trick williams linked up, collaboration, Dynamic duo, friendship, linked up, madness, Minecraft, mutual respect, Partnership, professional wrestling, punk, Shared goals, Shenanigans, smp, tag team, teamwork, Trick, trick williams, TrickPunks, united front, williams, wrestling, wrestling duo, wwe

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	100
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is where the legends collide. We’re talking about CM Punk and Trick Williams teaming up to create the most epic base you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve built a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and even a pet dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, a skydiving course that ends in a pool of jelly, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. Plus, every full moon, the server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon.

If you want to join in on the madness, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

BroDateBanterCraft

autism, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroDateBanterCraft, brunch date, Communication, decision, family, Friends, Future, hanging out, high functioning autism, INDEPENDENCE, parents, quality time, refusal, regret, relationships, Siblings, socialization, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1048	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of your mom trying to ruin your brunch dates with your BF by insisting you bring your brother along? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no family members will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be.

Our server is the perfect place to hang out with friends, whether they’re busy in real life or not. Plus, we have a special area for players with high functioning autism to feel comfortable and included. No awkward family dynamics here!

So come join us for a brunch date like no other. Build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unlike refusing to bring your brother on a real-life date. 😉

LuckySurvivorMC SMP

alive, Blessed, brush with death, close call, Escape, fate, fate intervened, Fortunate, Grateful, guardian angel, life changing, Lucky, LuckySurvivorMC, MIRACULOUS, Near Death Experience, second chance, Shocking.., smp, Survival, thankful, thankful to be alive, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FrickenCraft

amusing, colloquialism, Communication, Expression, Favorite, FrickenCraft, funny, humor, INTERESTING, Language, linguistics, long tail, non-swear word, phonetics, Slang, sounds like, Speech, tags, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Votes:	9248	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest non-swear words that sound like swear words. Imagine the thrill of shouting “flibbertigibbet” in the heat of battle or calling your friends “nincompoops” as you build epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner goofball in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

amendments, anti-LGBTQ+, bulgaria, CraftyRainbow, discrimination, eastern europe, Europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., LGBTQ+ legislation, LGBTQ+ rights activism, Minecraft, president, Propaganda, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?

come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

40, consumer prices, cost increase, CraftyCabbageCo, domestic production, economic crisis, economic impact, food distribution, Food Industry, food supply, grocery stores, imported goods, inflation, market fluctuations, market trends, Meal, price hikes, purchasing power, Russian food, Suppliers, supply chain, Warning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!