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F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

UnraisedMC SMP

arrogance, bad attitude, Behavior, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., dysfunctional upbringing, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Family Values, Inappropriate Behavior, lack of consideration, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of manners, lack of respect, Manners, poor social skills, poor upbringing, rudeness, smp, UnraisedMC, upbringing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	232	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Meteorites Collected:	2

If they don’t play on our Minecraft SMP, obviously! Our server is where all the misfits and troublemakers come together to cause chaos and mayhem. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

UnCraftyParenting

arrogance, bad attitude, Behavior, behavioral issues, DISRESPECTFUL, Dysfunctional family, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Family Values, Inappropriate Behavior, lack of consideration, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, Manners, neglect, poor communication, poor role models, Rude, Social Skills, UnCraftyParenting, upbringing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Animals Bred:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and behaves themselves? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the mischievous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats.

On our server, the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

So if you weren’t raised right and you’re proud of it, come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mines Excavated:	2917	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

HateCrafters

annoying behavior, arrogance, bad attitude, BETRAYAL, dishonesty, disrespectful actions, ENTITLEMENT, first impression, HateCrafters, immediate hate, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of respect, negative energy, negative qualities, rude manners, Selfishness, superiority complex, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4289	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

BlockPartyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, BlockPartyCraft, Conflict, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, international politics, iran, Islamic Jihad, Ismail Haniyeh, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional instability, response, RETALIATION, right time, security threats, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5777	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8451	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Ismail Haniyeh himself would wanna play on it! yea dat’s right, da leader of Hamas would be all up in dis server, buildin’ epic structures and slayin’ creepers like a boss.

we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!

so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!

GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United

activism, Amsterdam, anti-war, art, Conflict, controversial, Expression, free Gaza, GazaCraft, Graffiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Netherlands, Political, protest, public art, social justice, solidarity, Statue, Statues, taggers, United, Vandalism

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	878646
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	6128	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the statues in Amsterdam are being tagged with free Gaza graffiti! Why? Because our server is so lit, even the in-game statues are getting political! Join us for a wild ride as we explore virtual worlds and fight for social justice, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret quest to find the hidden treasure of the lost llama tribe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles

addiction, alcohol use disorder, amygdala, anxiety, biological response, brain responses, gender, gender differences, giggles, greater risk, Men, mental health, neural response, Risk, sips, stress, stress response, stress triggers, stress-related alcohol use, stress-related alcohol use disorder, stressful, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, triggers, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5838	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

BlockyDisaster Minecraft Server

BlockyDisaster, how did it go so bad, Minecraft, Server, what caused the failure, what led to the disaster, what went wrong, why did it fail

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to break dance and challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, come join us and see just what went so wrong…in the best way possible!

AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3606	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1009	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!