CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

CraftyPutin’sBankBlock

banking sector, compliance regulations, CraftyPutinsBankBlock, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial institutions, financial markets, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global economy, international relations, money laundering, regulatory compliance, Russian companies, sanctions, trade restrictions, U.S. pressure, UAE banks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

CometCraft: Hot Jupiter Planet

astronomers, astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, colossal comet, comet, CometCraft, cosmic phenomena, cosmic radiation, evaporating planet, Exoplanet, host star, hot, Hot Jupiter, interstellar objects, Jupiter, planet, planetary science, radiation, Space discoveries, space exploration, space phenomena, WASP-69b

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like a hot Jupiter planet with a tail like a colossal comet!! like wtf, how lit is that??

Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.

imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.

so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, AUTOMATIONS, collaboration, Community, Conquest, creativity, Customization, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, inventory, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Players, Server, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	191	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items.
How do backpack upgrades work?	Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
What are custom enchants?	Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed.
Can I automate tasks on the server?	Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base.
How does the server blend magic and technology?	Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices.
What is Towny?	Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!

GoySludge’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 4chan, Community, controversial topics, DROPS, Entertainment, Gaming, goysludge, GoySludges, humor, internet culture, internet trends, Meme culture, memes, multiplayer, online communities, online forums, Realm, social media, trolling, V, video games, viral content

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like when another goysludge drops on /v/ and everyone loses their minds!

Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!

Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!

Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?

Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global (L.I.G)

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Global, indie vtubers, indies, L.I.G, Large, large indies, Minecraft, smp, twitch partner, vtuber archive, vtuber birthdays, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber ducks, vtuber guide, vtuber koikatsu cards, vtuber material, vtuber numbers, vtuber tags, vtuber threads, vtuber tiermaker, VTuber viewership, vtuber vods, vtuber wheel of names

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3974
Dragons Tamed:	7	Emeralds Found:	3890
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most elite players with 500 viewers or more can join! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that only the chosen few can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes appearances during our epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.

So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!

$100K Inheritance Invest – Minecraft SMP

100k, asset allocation, bonds, finance, financial advisor, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Inheritance, invest, investing, investment strategy, long term investments, Minecraft, money management, passive income, portfolio diversification, real estate, Retirement, savings, smp, stocks, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, SO I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN I FOUND OUT I INHERITED $100,000!!! LIKE WHAT EVEN IS LIFE RIGHT NOW?!?!?!

BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!

ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯

CraftyCorruptionUSA

abuse of power, bribery, corporate corruption, corrupt industry, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionUSA, cronyism, dishonesty, embezzlement, fraud, Government, illegal activities, kickbacks, money laundering, Politics, regulatory capture, scandal, unethical behavior, united states, Usa, white collar crime

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Emeralds Found:	5865	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

FrostyKremlin Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, financial aid, foreign affairs, foreign policy, FrostyKremlin, frozen assets, geopolitical tensions, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political tension, russia, Russian embassy, sanctions, Server, uk, Ukraine aid, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian embassy theme!!! we condemn all boring servers and plan to use frozen russian assets for epic ukraine aid!!! build your own embassy, trade with other players, and start a diplomatic crisis in the world of minecraft!!! join now for a chance to start world war 3 in a blocky world!!! da comrade, let’s play minecraft like putin would!!!

CityCraftFireWorks

arson, Attacks, Chelyabinsk, CityCraftFireWorks, coordinated, crime, explosions, Kazan, Kyiv Insider, largest cities, Moscow, Nizhny Novgorod, Novosibirsk, Omsk, Rostov-on-Don, russia, Saint Petersburg, SAMARA, Terrorism, WAVE, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can cause chaos like u r in russia’s largest cities! blow up buildings, set fires, and cause mayhem with ur friends! kyiv insider says it’s the most realistic arson simulator in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate chaos creator! join now before the server gets shut down by the fbi!

Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada

1985-2022, 2023, Burned, Canada, canadian wildfires, catastrophe, Disaster, Emissions, Environment, global warming, Hectares, human driven climate change, Impact, INCREASED, likelihood, mean, Natural, Prevention, Release, substantial, Wasteland, Wildfire

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Love Letters Sent:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	9987
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

join our minecraft server cuz we got FIERY hot gameplay like the 2023 wildfires in canada, but without all the emissions, just pure fun and chaos! burn down 15 million ha of virtual land and release EIGHT times the amount of fun as other servers. come on, be a climate change hero and join us today!

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