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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Emeralds Found:	2074	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	107
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ores Mined:	4511
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crops Grown:	5909
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2017
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	7170	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	9769	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!

TVBedtimeAlarm3AM

3am, ALARM, ALERT, bedtime, childhood memories, comfort, digital age, emergency broadcast system, fear, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, generation, late night, Media, Nostalgia, Safety, Technology, Testing, TV, TVBedtimeAlarm3AM, waking up

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Animals Bred:	130	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!