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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

Aiko middle school

Achievements, Aiko, Aiko middle school, Balanced Economy, Challenges, Chestshop, Citizens, Clearlag, Community, Crates, Custom Map, Economy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Player skills, Server, smp, Spawners, Streamer, Survival, YouTuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	3353
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

apx2272496.apexmc.co

Littl3Craft3rs: For when you’re tired of digging straight down and falling into lava with your friends

#english speaking, active members, Adult-only, application system, bedrock, Build Competitions, chest, Community, Digging, Discord, Falling, Friends, java, lava, Littl3Craft3rs, Mob Heads, Nether Hub, player sleep, Plugins, shopping district, small server, smp, Straight.., survival server, tired, tree cutting, Vanilla, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Animals Bred:	114	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

About Us
We are Littl3Craft3rs! We are an adult only Java/Bedrock SMP survival server.
Start and End Date
Opened on March 10th 2024. No reset planned in the near future.
Our Community
Small, whitelisted, English speaking only server with application system on Discord
What Version
Version 1.20.40
Our Plan
Future build competitions, community shopping district, nether hub
Are we Vanilla
4 plugins: One player sleep, easier tree cutting, chest of items on death, mob heads

FAQs

How can I join the server?

To join our server, you need to apply through our Discord server and be whitelisted.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, PvP is not allowed on our server. We focus on cooperative gameplay.

Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, we are an adult-only server, so only players above 18 years old can join.

What happens if I die in the game?

A chest with your items will be created at the location where you died, thanks to one of our plugins.

Can I build anywhere in the server?

Yes, as long as you respect other players’ creations and follow any building guidelines set by the community.

EU Crafty Banter

annual leave, banter, CAR, Corruption, Crafty, Elite, environmental impact, European lifestyle, Europeans, Government, government transparency, hard work, leisure, non-corrupt government, Poison, sad, societal privilege, Transportation, vacation time, Vacations, work-life balance, working 25 hours a week

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	284	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	2821
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where you have to work a measly 25 hours a week and go on vacations every year? Sick of a government that isn’t corrupt and elites who don’t poison you for fun? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where cars are obsolete and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boring real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us now and say goodbye to the mundane!

Crafty Coiffure Crew

#facial hair, bald, Barber, barber shop, Beard, bros, brothers, clean shave, CLIPPERS, Coiffure, Crafty, CREW, Grooming, grooming routine, hair, haircare, Men, mustache, Razor, salon, Shave, Style, Trim

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!

VK Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Hey! Player welcomr to the VK-Network. VK-Network is cracked lifesteal smp for all player like java and pe.

N9.MCST.IO:35770

Adventure to Alaria (GeoPol/RP)

Adventure to Alaria, ammunition, Craftbook, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, faction forming, Faction Pvp, firearms, Fuel, Geopol, Geopolitical, Land claiming, minecraft server, nation development, Pets, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rp, server ip, Server version, Steampunk, Steampunkroleplay, Trains, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to a new worldbuilding/GeoPol unlike anything you’ve ever seen!

========================================Adventure to Alaria is the server for you!========================================|| Server version|| 1.20.4 |||| Server IP || play.alariasteampunk.com || *Whitelist!|| Discord || discord.gg/Z2CazDyCnv ||

Incredibly Advanced Custom PluginsIntelligent and intuitive designsUnparalleled scope for Worldbuilding, GeoPolitics, and Roleplaying opportunities!

==============================================Are you right for us?

We’re looking for mature players with a strong enthusiasm for worldbuilding, who enjoy being creative and taking full advantage of all our unique and powerful systems.

**That’s Great, but what can you offer me as a player?**

1. Multiple Connected Worlds – Explore and build, including limited worlds for expeditions where you will gather powerful loot, fight great enemies, and weave epic tales.

2. An economy based around currency, with systems in place to ensure the economy won’t stagnate! Plenty of Resource to collect, trade and convert to money.

3. A unique system designed from the ground up** featuring state of the art features such as real-time Conveyor Belts, Factories for automated resource production, Turrets, Barracks to Spawn NPC soldiers, NPCs to gather Wood, and so much more!

4. Land Claiming, Faction forming, and nation development powered by a modified Lands Plugin.

5. Craftbook and Trains added to the server, providing extreme freedoms once you decide to capitalise on them!

6. Full production chains for Firearms, ammunition, and fuel. Fuel can be utilised in our Steam Airships and (soon) Mechs and Land vehicles, all with WSAD controls!

7. Collect and Battle Pets to accompany you on your adventures! Level them up and improve their abilities.

Join our Discord, hit up the application, and one of our staff will approve you. We have a whitelist as we have a strong community, which we don’t want to compromise!

As always, feel free to send me a DM with questions! Chat soon,

Craig

play.alariasteampunk.com

Royal network

games, Kit PvP, maharlika, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Royal network, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Server IP: play.maharlika.games

play.maharlika.games

Lifesteal Fact-fiction: Where stealing lives means more than just stealing pixels!

Anti-Xray, betrail, come, Community, crossplay, Discord, Factfiction, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Hope, Ip:, LifeSteal, lives, Means, pixels, Play, PvP, Server, Small Community, stealing, Survival, world border, Xray

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3

Overview:

Come play on lifesteal factions! It’s a simple server with a small and friendly community. The world border is 16X16K and features factions. If you enjoy betrayal and hardcore PvP, this server is for you. Implemented anti-Xray for fair gameplay. Hope to see you there!

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord for the server?

Yes, the server has a Discord community at discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3.

3. What is the world border size?

The world border on the server is 16X16K.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features factions and is known for its hardcore PvP gameplay with betrayal elements.

5. Is there any anti-cheat measure in place?

Yes, the server has implemented anti-Xray to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

6. How can I have fun on the server?

Join the community, interact with other players, participate in faction activities, and enjoy the hardcore PvP experience the server offers.

La Boulangerie VS Hypixel

Builders, Cities, Community, developers, Economy, Empires, Exploration, FAITH, French, graphic designers, ideas, Interactive, join us, Meetings, Nations, networking, Passion, Religions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trade, Updates, world-building

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mines Excavated:	3568	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Hypixel	La Boulangerie
Large player base	Small but dedicated community
Wide variety of mini-games	Focused on World Building and community interaction
Frequent updates and events	Regular assemblies for player feedback
Professional development team	Open to recruitment for developers, builders, and graphic designers
Premium in-game store	Non-profit server with a strong emphasis on community

FAQ:

1. How active are the player bases on Hypixel and La Boulangerie? – Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time, while La Boulangerie has a smaller but dedicated community.

2. What type of gameplay can I expect on these servers? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games, while La Boulangerie focuses on World Building and community interactions.

3. Are there regular updates and events on these servers? – Hypixel regularly updates its servers and hosts events, while La Boulangerie has regular assemblies for player feedback and ideas.

4. Can I join the development team on these servers? – Hypixel has a professional development team, while La Boulangerie is open to recruitment for developers, builders, and graphic designers.

5. Is there an in-game store on these servers? – Hypixel has a premium in-game store, while La Boulangerie is a non-profit server with a strong emphasis on community and gameplay experience.

Grifterbird’s Minecraft Mayhem

avoided, bozo, collab, ex-liver, FRIENDSHIPS, Grifterbird, Grifterbirds, indies, Industry, Karma, kuro, Matara, MAYHEM, MICHI, Minecraft, Mint, mumei, Nijisanji, Plague, real friends, RIP, Vtuber, Wosemi

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where ex-vtubers are collabing with literal who’s while big names are avoiding us like we’re a creeper about to explode. Seriously, even Mint hasn’t shown any interest in joining us. But hey, who needs real friends when you can join us and be part of the chaos? RIP BOZO! Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark.