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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, greatest of all time, historical achievements, history in the making, history makers, iconic, Legendary, record holders, record-breaking, setting the bar high, surpassing expectations, surpassing records, top performers, Trailblazers, Tread, Unbeatable, unbeatable records, unbeaten, unmatched, unmatched excellence, Unparalleled, Will they ever be surpassed

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

2015, 2016 election, 9/11, BoomerCraft, digital age, generational divide, internet, memes, millennial, Nostalgia, Older, online culture, pizza hut, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, spongebob, Stuck, Throwback, trends, twitter, viral content

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

Aesthetic, Analysis, art, art style, artistic expression, called.., classification, creativity, critique, definition, design, Evaluation, Exploration, form, genre, Identification, inquiry, Interpretation, Medium, Minecraft, Paradise, pixelated, question.., Server, Style, Technique, Visual

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5429	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2381	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teach

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

Allies, Ally, change of heart, Character development, cooperation, CREEPERS, enemies, forgiveness, former enemy, growth, Keepers, newfound friendship, overcoming differences, Peace, reconciliation, Redemption, second chances, teamwork, transformation, Trust, turning point, Understanding, Unity, unlikely alliance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1367	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!

RicePaddleCraft: Where Asian gamers unite to build, mine, and conquer pixelated worlds!

anti-imperialism, asian, Asian unity, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, Conquer, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, foreign policy, Gamers, imperial Japan, Industries, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Natural resources, pixelated, RicePaddleCraft, solidarity, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, worlds, 富國强兵

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promote unity among the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese players! Forget about fighting mobs, our real enemies are the decadent Western imperialists trying to steal our diamonds and disrupt our peaceful mining operations.

Join us as we prioritize our economic interests, protect our natural resources, and build a strong army to defend against any Western invaders. Together, we will shape our own foreign policy and show those meddling imperial powers who’s boss!

So come on, join us in creating a powerful alliance and dominating the Minecraft world. 富國强兵! Let’s show those Western imperialists what we’re made of!

Blocky Ragnarok: Crafting Chaos & Creepers Galore!

4Chan userbase, blocky, Chaos, client creation, coding, COMMUNITY SERVER, Crafting, CREEPERS, Galore, game development, game server, game threads, Gaming Community, gaming forum, mmorpg, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Player Base, private server, Ragnarok, ragnarok online, RMS link, VG, virtual world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those little guys running around! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution,” where you have to out-dance a group of explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon one of the hidden portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!

PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

basics, BUILD, building a pc, compatibility issues, Cyberpunk, delivery processes, errors, Failures, gaming pc, handle, Hogwarts Legacy, Minecraft, normies, Pathetic, peripherals, picking PC parts, Poor, reddit, rtx 4090, Ryzen 7 7800X3D, Server, slow PCs, tiktok, Trauma, Troubleshooting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	9016
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

Anime, anime industry, AnimeSexCraft, CLASSY, comedy, Degenerate, explicit scenes, fetish, HBO, hentai, Junk, kite, madness, meets, Minecraft, MODERN, modern anime, nuance, older anime, ovas, rape, sex, tasteful, TRASHY, Uncut, Villain

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	303014
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1011	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!