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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	273
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Potions Brewed:	155
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	226	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	2714
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Emeralds Found:	995	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	3428

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	3286	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	3711
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	4152
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov

Druze community, Druze minority, DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov, female empowerment, gender equality, government appointment, government officials, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minority representation, new government, official position, political diversity, political progress, Suwaida, Suwaida governor, Syria, Syrian government, woman governor, women in government, women leaders

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!

come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!

TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

Achilles tendon, Achilles tendon injury, Achilles tendon recovery, fiber, fiber arrangement, fiber orientation, Fun, healthy tendons, imaging technique, injured tendons, injury recovery, medical imaging, phase retardance, Recovery, tendon healing, tendon health, tendon health insights, tendon imaging, tendon injury, tendon injury patterns, tendon patterns, tendon recovery, tendon research, TendonCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8278	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Votes:	7932
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!