bad at fixing things – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftingFails

bad at budgeting, bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at decision making, bad at drawing, bad at driving, bad at fixing things, bad at following directions, bad at math, bad at multitasking, bad at organization, bad at public speaking, bad at remembering names, bad at singing, bad at socializing, bad at sports, bad at staying focused, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at writing, CraftingFails

Are you tired of being bad at everything in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a master builder, redstone engineer, and PvP champion all in one day!

Our server is like a magical land where even the most clumsy players can become Minecraft gods. Just ask Timmy, who couldn’t even place a block straight before joining our server. Now he’s building pixel art statues of himself riding a diamond horse into battle!

So if you’re tired of failing at life, come join our server and start winning at everything. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Steve Jobs and invent the next big thing in blocky technology. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times you’ll die to creepers.

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BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, Communication, Connection, consent, DATING, desire, emotions, Intimacy, love, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, romance, sex, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality

Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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QatarCraft TV Banned!

Al Jazeera, arab world, banned, Broadcast, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, Government, international relations, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, palestinian authority, Politics, press freedom, qatar, QatarCraft, suspension, temporary, TV

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

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SITE-19: Roleplay

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, foundation, groups of interest, Lag, like-minded people, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp server, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP-Themed, Site19, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation?	Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
Is there lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
What events are hosted on the server?	Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult content, Adventure, bar censors, body positivity, Censorship, censorship in games, Character customization, controversial game, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist game, Gaming, Indie developer, indie game, Land, mature themes, naked, naked lady, non porn game, nudity, steam game, unique gameplay, video game

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as a naked lady with bar censors! I mean, who wouldn’t want to run around in a pixelated world as a censored naked chick, am I right? It’s like the ultimate freedom of expression, man. Plus, you can build some epic pixel art of boobs and butts. It’s like a virtual art gallery of NSFW goodness. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner perv run wild!

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UglyDudeDatingPro

attractiveness, body image, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, Dating confidence, dating struggles, dating tips, Insecurity, personal development, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Social Skills, ugly man, UglyDudeDatingPro, Women

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be drowning in diamonds and dates in no time. Our players are so charming, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer admiration. Plus, our custom mods will give you a makeover so hot, even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your number. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start swiping right on success!

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Moody SMP

Billionaire City, Challenges, classic SMP, Community, Custom armor sets, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Difficulty, Discord, Features, gameplay, Ip:, Lore, lore accurate furniture, mobs, MOOD system, moody, Quests, Seasons, smp, Unique Server, Vanilla

MoodySMP Overview

Features
An ever unravelling lore for you to discover!
A unique MOOD system
Dungeons
Towny, including the ability to create your own nation and go to war
Custom world generation (with custom biomes)
Seasons (changing the look and feel of the world)
Quests
Custom armour sets and mobs
Lore accurate furniture (that you can buy)
A new world with randomly generating structures to loot
Many new challenges (Mobs, Moods & More)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is MoodySMP?	MoodySMP is a vanilla+ SMP server with a unique blend of gameplay features and difficulties.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: billionaire.city
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at billionaire.city/discord
What kind of features does MoodySMP offer?	MoodySMP offers an ever-unravelling lore, unique MOOD system, dungeons, Towny, custom world generation, seasons, quests, custom armour sets and mobs, lore accurate furniture, and more.

Dream Team Chronicles 1.20.3

1.20.3, athletes, Basketball, Challenges, Chronicles, COMEBACK, Competition, Downfall, dream, dream team, Failure, History, le dream team, leadership, Legacy, motivation, perseverance, setbacks, sports, success, TEAM, teamwork, What Happened

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about the boring old dream team, they ain’t got nothin’ on us!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas! You won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

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CursedGeneticsMC

cursed, CursedGeneticsMC, Dna, family history, genetic abnormalities, genetic conditions, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic expression, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variations, genetics, inherited traits

Are you tired of being stuck with boring genetics in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own wacky genetic mutations! Want to have wings like a bird? Done. How about the ability to breathe underwater like a fish? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server where genetics are just a fun game of mix and match!

Join now and become the ultimate genetic freak in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal when you can be outrageously unique? Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest genetic combinations you can think of. Don’t be cursed with boring genetics, join our server and embrace your inner mutant!

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GasCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy dispute, energy independence, Energy Markets, energy politics, energy sanctions, energy security, energy trade, Europe, european union, gas supply, GasCraft, gazprom, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, russia, Server, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine ends supply of russian gas to europe but dont worry we have plenty of virtual gas to keep u warm and cozy in our pixelated world. build ur own gas pipelines and dominate the economy with ur gas empire. beware of creepers trying to sabotage ur gas production, they hate competition. join now and show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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