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CraftyNoobz

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	3578
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

NJPW Champion Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6394	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crops Grown:	8631

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who ventured into the depths of our server’s dungeons. Little did they know, they would come face to face with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens! But fear not, for our players bravely fought off the feathered fiends with nothing but their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare loot and valuable resources. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon’s favorite dance move is the “Creeper Shuffle.”

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of laughter and adventure, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful world. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

BlamelessBlockParty

Blame, BlamelessBlockParty, blended family, Boundaries, child development, children’s behavior, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, family dynamics, family relationships, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, half siblings, parent conflict, parental involvement, parenting, step siblings, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Farms Harvested:	209	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real-life conflicts like Arya and Lilah’s mom. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time with your friends. Plus, we have a strict no-step/half sibling policy, so you won’t have to worry about any family drama here. Come join us and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring your crazy mom along, then we can’t help you with that! Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

LOL ukraine be like “BOOM! Take that, Su-57 jet!” 😂 our server be like that too – always hitting the competition with surprises! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans. Plus, our military intelligence is top notch – we know all the best strategies to dominate the game! Come join the fun and be part of the action. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big hero to take down a jet with a single hit! 😜🚀 #JoinTheMadness

Suka57 Smackdown: Ukrainian Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even Ukraine claims they hit a Russian Su-57 fighter plane on it! Like, imagine the epic battles happening on this server, it’s like World War III but with blocks and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your PvP skills by taking down enemy planes with your diamond sword. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

♐ MIGOSMC ♐ SUMMER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9214
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

The owner of the server “MIGOSMC SUMMER UPDATE 1.8 – 1.20.1” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ai.migosmc.net

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are just a whisper!

1.20.4, 3 years, building, Chaos, classical, Community, Discord, Exploring, Griefing, Hacks, join now, modern version, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Playground, Plugins, Public, REIGNS, Server, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Version, whisper

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	1791	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Public Vanilla SMP
Rules	NO Hacks
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.20.4
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

FAQ

Can I use hacks on the server?

No, hacks are not allowed on this server.

How long has the server been up?

The server has been up for 3 years.

What can I do on the server?

You can grief, explore, build with friends, basically anything you want!

How can I find a team to play with?

You can join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find a team.

JOIN NOW!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the Redhaired Slut edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and redhaired sluts galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a redhaired slut stumbled upon our server and brought with her a treasure trove of diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that she still roams the server, seducing players with her fiery locks and generous gifts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic hentai RPG games you’ve ever seen. Dive into a world of fantasy and debauchery, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the redhaired slut edition like never before. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side!

RealWinsMC – LaLiga & CL Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of watching LaLiga and Champions League matches on TV and not being able to control the outcome? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, LaLiga and Champions League are about to turn into >realwinslol! That’s right, you can now control the fate of your favorite teams and players in the most epic soccer matches ever seen in the virtual world.

Join our server and witness Cristiano Ronaldo scoring a hat-trick against Lionel Messi’s team, only to be saved by a last-minute bicycle kick from Neymar. Or maybe you prefer to see a team of zombie pigmen taking on a squad of Endermen in a battle for the ultimate title. The possibilities are endless and the excitement is guaranteed!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Zlatan Ibrahimovic or build your own stadium made entirely out of obsidian. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of Creeper soccer or Skeleton archery.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of LaLiga and Champions League like never before. Who needs real wins when you can have >realwinslol!

CraftyCreeperDating

advice, asking out, Assertiveness, Communication, Confidence, courage, CraftyCreeperDating, Crush, DATING, dating tips, fear, FLIRTING, love, Nervous, rejection, relationships, romance, self esteem, Social Skills, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of asking out guys in real life and getting rejected? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can ask out guys in the most epic and creative ways possible! Want to build a giant heart made out of diamonds and emeralds to confess your love? Go for it! Or maybe you want to challenge your crush to a PvP battle and if you win, they have to go on a date with you? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and start your quest for love in the most unique way possible!

CluelessCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the clueless folks out there who think they know everything! We got crazy challenges that will make your brain hurt and your fingers twitch. Like, seriously, you’ll be questioning your own existence after playing on this server.

Join us if you want to feel like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next. We’ve got mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head for hours. And don’t even get me started on the parkour courses – they’ll have you falling off cliffs and screaming in frustration.

But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we’ve got a community of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. So come on, join us and let’s all be clueless together!