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CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Star Shards Collected:	206
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

adorable animals, best girl, canine friends, chapter, cute dogs, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, doggy love, Dogs, Features, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet owners, PuppyCraft, red, red fur, Server, Today

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	823
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!

/MCStreetFighterSMP – Minecraft SMP Street Fighter Squad

3s, a2, a3, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, MCStreetFighterSMP, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, squad, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	155
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

We’ve got Terry Teaser and M. Bison running around causing chaos, with gameplay trailers that will have you on the edge of your seat. Year 2 character reveals that will blow your mind and a balance patch that will shake up the entire server.

But that’s not all! Check out our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website for all the latest updates and high-level replays that will leave you in awe. And don’t forget to brush up on your Street Fighter 6 frame data and fighting game glossary – because you’re going to need it to survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Last round: 492058641 – don’t miss out on the fun!

Sisterless PartyCraft Server

#partycraft, age difference, alcohol, Boundaries, college experience, college orientation, college parties, Drugs, family dynamics, growing up, high school, Maturity, overprotective, partying, peer pressure, Server, sexual behavior, sibling relationships, Sisterless, social circles, underage, younger sister

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8331	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	174
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your little sister along for the ride? Look no further! Our server is perfect for siblings who want to game together in a safe and friendly environment.

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!

CraftyCouplesDispute

accusations, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyCouplesDispute, disagreement, Disrespect, feelings, Friends, gym, ignoring, phone calls, Plans, public transport, relationship, solution, standing up, three way call, trigger, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crops Grown:	8744
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1645

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the thrills and spills of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the excitement of three-way calls gone wrong, accusations of being ignored, and epic stand-ups at the gym! Will you be the one to fix the situation and bring peace to our chaotic server? Or will you add fuel to the fire and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and hilarity!

EvilHeroMC SMP

complex character, controversial, dark past, dark side, deceptive, Evil, EvilHeroMC, Good vs. Evil, Hero, hidden truths, historical figure, Historical revisionism, History, Infamous, misunderstood, morally ambiguous, notorious, smp, twisted legacy, Villain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the truth about historical figures! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with ancient texts revealing the dark side of famous heroes. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter? Or that Cleopatra was a mastermind behind a global pyramid scheme? Explore our server to unravel the twisted tales of history’s most notorious figures. Who knows, you might even discover that Santa Claus was actually a time-traveling alien with a penchant for mischief! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey through time and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Votes:	7169
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

CreeperSuicideRevival

armed resistance, CreeperSuicideRevival, extremist groups, extremist rhetoric, gaza, Hamas, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, militant leaders, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radical ideology, radicalization, regional instability, religious extremism, security threats, suicide attacks, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	179
Mines Excavated:	2637	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Crops Grown:	2212	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even top Hamas figures are calling for renewal of suicide attacks just to get a piece of the action! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own bomb shelters and watch out for creepers trying to blow up your creations. Trust me, you won’t find a more thrilling server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some BOOM BOOM together!