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CraftyAdviceGuru

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!

So say goodbye to boring advice and hello to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mines Excavated:	1612
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	582	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

RedditCraft: Bad Advice Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Have you ever followed advice from Reddit and ended up regretting it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to give you the best advice that will never lead you astray! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds and every mob you encounter breaks out into a dance party.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a build battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Zeyarch

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

(1.) Complete Vanilla, any plugins added will never interfere with gameplay. (Except for voting, which will be removed in the future.)

(2.) The server administrator will download your base (only if the base is large and significant) and will add it to a render queue, they will eventually be added to the servers website archive.

(3.) The server administrator will never interfere with normal gameplay, only if one player is attempting to disrupt the performance of the server.

play.zeyarch.com

NordMax Open-Beta

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2776	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

This server is meant for people who like to progress and not have their fun ruined by people who pay to win. We have many custom features and more to come.

198.50.228.184:25585

Esponjamc network

Arena Pvp, Eggwars, FullPvP, Minigames, Prison, Skypvp, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Esponjamc.com

Omniverse

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8586	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1408	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Omniverse Earth – North America has been released! Join in the fun now on the North American Continent

earth.omniverse.rocks

Alliance

MCMMO

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	422959
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

mcmmo with rpg/survival gameplay lots of kingdoms and houses scattered around the world with loot to be found, we will also be holding special events starting soon for prizes loot/perms

192.99.188.245:25600

Vocalmc

Adventure

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5607

Survival Minecraft Server!

mc.vocalsmp.my.id:19132

Archaia Essence RPG

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Regular Survival, but with some tweaks! Gain strength through Essence RPG and by finding rare, powerful relics! Tackle the highest difficulty you can! To be whitelisted, contact Ravioli on the Discord server listed here and DM me with the few details listed in the “Whitelist-help” channel. Welcome to Archaia, may your journey be unique.

69.175.40.117:25588

MudooCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4972	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

A server, looking to gain action packed players and compete between each other. Get bigger, stronger and compete with groups to win prizes that go up to amazon gift cards and game prizes!

Release: Sunday 22/09/2019 18:00 GMT

server.mudoocraft.com

Utopia – netzwerk

Auction, Citybuild, Freebuild, Gui Shop, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

⭐ Utopia – Network | Citybuild・Survival ⭐

Hello dear readers!We are Utopia, a German-speaking server network with a helpful community that is always happy to welcome new players!Our community is perfect for both beginners and advanced players. We don’t care if you started Minecraft for the first time or have been playing for many years.

General FeaturesBedrock and Java versionJoin with the 1.10 – 1.20.1Free building on the survival server.Automatically secure doors, boxes, etcCreate home points.Players can create shops.Vote-Shop.Vote-Event.Take your starter kit directly from the NPC in the lobby.Take your first job in the lobby.Auctions to earn something on the side.A farm world that is reset every 7 days.Friendship systemDeath systemCitybuild and Survival – Skyblock is in progress.and much more

Comfort

Through our farming world we offer an easy way to get resources. But it’s not just the farm world that offers great comfort: with us you have the opportunity to set personal teleport points to which you can teleport at any time. Our warp system also simplifies the gaming experience immensely.

Survival-Server

A survival server is open to you to live your life out. Which offer you space to build freely of any kind.

Citybuild-Server

Plots of land, with predefined, flat areas for all players, are also available to you. Most of the dangers from the survival server, such as the monsters, are disabled here, which means you can concentrate completely on building.

Death system

To prevent the frustration of completely losing your items due to a death while playing, we have a grab system. With this it is possible for players to get at least some of their items, if not all of them, back.

Business

Each player has their own account with a balance. Money can be earned, for example, by selling items in shops, by voting, doing quests or through other players. With an admin shop we offer you an opportunity to earn money.

We look forward to seeing you!

►Server-IP:◄ mc.minecraft-utopia.de

►Webseite◄ https://minecraft-utopia.de/

play.minecraft-utopia.de

The Remembered Kingdom

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4123
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Semi-vanilla Minecraft Server 1.8.9 (1.8-1.17 compatible) A bukkit enhanced server with a bit of a vanilla feel to it, we have Survival, Creative, and PVP, along with the well known Mob Arena plugin.

We are proudly a Christian server, we strive to be a fun and safe environment where players can join and enjoy the game we all know and love! We don’t allow griefing, swearing, or any other foul play. But we do have a good economy plugin, survival land claim, jobs, MCMMO, creative plots, survival towns with town guards, a kit pvp pit, mob arena, auctions, silk spawners, and so many other plugins. Best of all, there are no paid ranks, all of our ranks are earned through in-game playtime. You heard me right, it is impossible to donate to our server! Our server rewards players based off of the time they spend playing with us!

With each rank, you gain cool abilities and perks, such as pets, disguises, nicknames, and even the ability to use colors in chat!

Want more info? Why not join and check it out for yourself! play.rememberedkingdom.net

Server closed as of 12/7/2021, thanks for playing!

play.rememberedkingdom.net