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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Bad Streamer’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring streamer with no views? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the bad streamers out there! Join us and unleash your inner chaos as you build ridiculous structures, prank other players, and cause mayhem wherever you go.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your streams. Don’t believe us? Just ask the player who swears they saw a floating block of TNT following them around.

So if you’re ready to level up your streaming game and entertain your viewers with some epic fails and hilarious moments, join our server today. Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons!

Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Devil May Cry on steroids!

Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of real life kicking you while you’re down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where all your real-life problems magically disappear as soon as you log in.

Forget about car troubles, missed exams, lost wallets, and nagging moms – in our world, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and embark on crazy adventures with your new virtual friends.

So why put up with all that real-life BS when you can escape to our hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

MunchMC

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to MunchMC! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Clans, Groups, Creative, Nuketown and other KitPvP and more! Please read below for more information.

We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Factions, Survival, KitPvP and more) on the latest version of Minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.19]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!

MunchMC Discord: discord.gg/fENfrjqvb2

giwi.tk:22880

Mundus Dawncraft

Anarchy, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

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Welcome to Mundus, a place where you can roleplay and pvp. Explore the land, claim territory, make allies and enemies and complete quests to learn the secrets of the Ender Dragon.

This server requires a modpack download to join, which you can get here: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mundus-dawncraft/files

Mundus.modded.fun

QuantumTeam Minecraft server

Pirate, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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QuantumTeam

Server version 1.20-1.20.1

Friendly community Responsive administration Ability to influence the server through voting Self-written plugins

Join us using the links below, we’ll be waiting!

ger-01-p.leavehosting.com:20013

Overcast Survival

Cross-Play, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Overcast is an SMP. But it’s not just any SMP. It’s got – custom biomes – custom structures – some* custom weapons – lore – a friendly community – and much more It’s a builders paradise and a warriors dream, as it has something for everyone. We hope to see you there 🙂

161.129.183.56

FriendHaven

Survival, Vanilla

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We’re the best server survival and active moderation! join the discord here is a ToS -Cussing, Will not be permitted when doing so it will be a warning which will lead to a warning and possibly a strike. -Disrespect, this will not be permitted but my staff, if you’re being disrespectful you will be strike or kicked from friend haven. -Power Abusing, This will result in a ban if there is clear evidence of this act. As we do not permit this act. -Online dating, This is not a dating server if caught you will fill out a 2 page essay and we will read through it and possible kick or strike you. -Nudity, this is not permitted here in FriendHaven we are a friendly community. -Copying the server, If caught you will be Blacklisted from FriendHaven with a IP and VAC banned. -Animal abuse, if we find out you animal abuse we will ban you no appeal for a cruel act tord animal. -Inviting banned member/Unbanning with no perms, you we notice in are log’s this is done you will be strike and possibly kicked. -Abusing people, If we find out you are abusing people we will find you and the Police will be notified and you will be banned and IP and Vac banned there is no reason for that. -Failure to Comply with staff. This will not be tolerated you fail to listen you fail to be here you will be strike kicked or banned. Failure to fallow FriendHaven ToS and Discord ToS you will be banned IP or VAC banned, No hesitation.

FriendHaven.aternos.me:36541

Clubhousemc

Custom Enchants, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, PvE, Quests, Safe Survival, Skyblock, Survival

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smp.clubhousemc.com

QZR_World Minecraft server

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Description of the wedding survival server, many girls and so on

nova.24serv.pro:12055

CombatCraft

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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NEW [Version 1.19] Combat Craft Server! We have FACTIONS, SKYBLOCK, PRISON, and ARENAPVP servers on both JAVA+BEDROCK.Youll find: [FREE RANKS] [INFLUENCERS] [REAL CASH PRIZES] [1.8.9 PVP] [PERKS] [SPECIAL LOOT] [CUSTOM ENCHANTS] [ENVOYS] [LIVE EVENTS] [DUNGEONS] [CUSTOM RECIPES] [PVP TRAINING] [PETS] and more!

combatcraft.pro

LemNLime

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Always on the latest Java version. Multiple Survival, Creative and Role-play worlds. Strong In-game and Discord communities. Constant updates. Easibly accesible staff and owners. Daily restarts. Advanced griefing protection, and backup loading. Well trained Lem n’ Lime Staff.

mc.lemlime.net

Sky block

Achievements, Adventure, Modded, Survival

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ip = magma.serble.net

cant join?try magma.serble.net:25560if need anymore help join the discord

magma.serble.net

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6001	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8508
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3059	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	670
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	282	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Potions Brewed:	147
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	681	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5170
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6431	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	562	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	5225
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

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