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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2372 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 2912 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
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