Bacteria Minecraft Servers

Bacteria

  • GutGobblerCraft

    GutGobblerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

    GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Superbug Slayer Server

    Superbug Slayer Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit gameplay you’ve ever seen! our new antibiotic plugin is so OP that it nearly eliminates the chance of superbugs evolving in the game. imagine battling against mobs and never having to worry about them getting stronger and evolving into super mobs! with our dual-action antibiotic, bacterial resistance is (almost) impossible, just like defeating the ender dragon on your first try! join now and experience the ultimate gaming experience where nothing can stop you, not even those pesky superbugs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BacillusCraft: Plant Buddies

    BacillusCraft: Plant Buddies

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we got multigenerational inheritance going on like some crazy soap opera drama! picture this: the bacterium Bacillus subtilis is like the cool kid at school who always has your back, teaming up with its plant host like they’re in a buddy cop movie. they’re inseparable, like peanut butter and jelly, or like a cat and a laser pointer. you gotta see it to believe it, so hop on this server and witness the wildest symbiotic interactions you’ve ever seen in your life. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion every time you log on. join us now for a wild ride that’ll make your head spin and your heart sing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkinCraftedMC

    SkinCraftedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and escape the dead skin apocalypse! our world is protected by a magical force field that repels all those nasty skin cells, so you can mine and build without worrying about getting covered in grossness.

    plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.

    also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.

    so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

    CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

    We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

    InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

    IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

    SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RiverSwimCraft

    RiverSwimCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

    we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MintyCraft Microbiome Madness

    MintyCraft Microbiome Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, u ever wonder what happens to ur mouth germs when u swish that minty fresh Listerine around? well, our minecraft server has all the answers! join us for a wild ride through the oropharyngeal microbiome, where u can battle evil bacteria and save the world, one swish at a time! plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the final boss, u unlock the secret to eternal fresh breath. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and get ready to swish ur way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine dis minecraft server where the mobs are all super smart cuz they got artificial intelligence or sumthin. u gotta be on ur toes cuz these mobs aint playin around. they got like, drug-resistant infections or sumthin, but dont worry, our algorithm can help u identify them quick so u can fight them off. its like a whole new level of challenge, man. join us and see if u can survive in this crazy world where even the mobs are smart as heck.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP