bacteria prevention Minecraft Servers

Bacteria Prevention

  • Toothbrush Drawer Minecraft Server

    Toothbrush Drawer Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any shit particles on your toothbrush! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a herd of dancing creepers who only exploded in glitter and rainbows. It was a sight to behold!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects? Join us and you too can witness the epic battles between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Eggplant Queen.

    So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever kept your toothbrush out in the open. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

    CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

    We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFateMC Server

    CraftyFateMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, and you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. From building massive castles to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, we have exclusive events like the “Fate/stay night REMASTERED” Release Campaign where you can summon legendary heroes and take on epic quests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AIYouTubeCraft SMP

    AIYouTubeCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane parkour challenges that will have you jumping off your seat (literally)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground subway system where you can race against other players in a high-speed showdown. And if that’s not enough, we have AI voices narrating your every move as you conquer the obstacles in front of you.

    And if you’re worried about growing your YouTube channel, don’t fret! Our server is the perfect place to jumpstart your career. Just repost some content from Instagram and watch the views roll in. And if you really want to assault the algorithm, just post 10 videos a day of you dominating our crazy challenges.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EatAtTheNeighborMCServer

    EatAtTheNeighborMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is deciding what to build next? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

    Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!

    One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!

    But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • iPadRuinerCraft

    iPadRuinerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

    Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

    So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RocketRascalsMC

    RocketRascalsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DeadMc Network

    DeadMc Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.

    play.deadmc.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nohair

    Nohair

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

    nohair.top

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

    Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP