baconwaffles – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

action, Challenges, Characters, controls, criticism, Difficulty, DISAPPOINTING, enemies, frustrating, gameplay, Horror, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, resident evil, review, slayer, smp, Storyline, SUCKS, Survival, Thread, video game, zombie

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

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The Goddess Tier Minecraft Server

breedable, Character, Character development, Creative, Divine, FANTASY, Goddess, Interest, Minecraft, Mythical, Natural, OC, original, Potential, Powerful, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tier, Unique, Worldbuilding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)

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Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #951

/mggg/ canon, ArzorX, Castle of Temptation, Fanza, Game Guides, games, general, girl, MGD Wiki, mggg, MGQ Wiki, MGQP Part 3, Minecraft, Monster, Monster Girl Games, monster girls, News, Paradox Part 3 Demo, patch guide, REBF collab, Resources, RIFT II, savefile, smp, Three Charms Lonesome Spirit, ToroToro Resistance, Translated trailer, Youmaen

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with monsters, quests, and dreams of epic proportions.

In this server, you’ll find yourself facing off against the Castle of Temptation, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. But beware, the Lonesome Spirit collab will have you questioning your sanity as you navigate through the treacherous world of MGQP Part 3.

But fear not, for we have translated everything you need to know to survive in this crazy world. From Youmaen to Shrift II 2.56, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to make it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to conquer the monsters, dreams, and quests that await you. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Nephelim server Minecraft

1.19.4, Cozy, Custom Mobs, Development, Friends, Game Mechanics, Items, Minecraft, Nephelim, new locations, optifine, resource pack, RPG, Sandbox, Server

Nephelim is a small, cozy RPG server for playing alone or playing with friends. The server has a lot of custom mobs, items, game mechanics and new locations. You have to study them from scratch, the content is revealed gradually. The innovations have the goal of making the game more like a cozy RPG sandbox. We recommend starting the game in the company of friends, so that everyone can find their own path of development in a complex and varied system of items and abilities.

Server version: 1.19.4The game requires a resource pack and Optifine installed

95.216.92.70:25921

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America 2024 Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2024.., Actresses, actresses of the past, America, cameron diaz, Celebrities, Celebrity Gossip, Downfall, entertainment industry, Fame, halle berry, Hollywood, Hollywood stars, Kristin Kreuk, lindsay lohan, megan fox, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, scandal, Server, tabloid

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2024 and things have gotten absolutely bonkers! Imagine a world where Kristin Kreuk, Halle Berry, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, and Lindsay Lohan are all ruling the land with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. It’s like the 2000s all over again, but with a twist!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these iconic celebrities and take on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer new territories. Who knew that Hollywood stars had such mad Minecraft skills?

But be warned, things can get wild in this alternate reality. You never know when a giant Lindsay Lohan will come crashing through your base or when Megan Fox will challenge you to a PvP battle. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of insanity in a blocky world?

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Pie Ad Girl Minecraft SMP

girl, Minecraft, Pie, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe, just maybe, fulfill your dreams of getting it on with the girl from the Pie ad. That’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of shenanigans and crazy adventures just waiting for you to dive in and explore.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, or maybe even discover a secret underground lair filled with mysterious treasures. And who knows, you might just run into that Pie ad girl along the way and finally make your dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this crazy world.

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Doki Mint’s WotaCraft Server

Allowed, Concert, Doki, frowned on, home of wotagei, Japan, Japanese concerts, JP viewer, Mint, MINTS, no recording, no videos, RECORD, rule, screenshots only, Server, surprised, WotaCraft, wotagei

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wotagei is not only allowed, but encouraged! Get ready to dance and cheer like a true idol fan as you mine and build your way to victory. Our Japanese-inspired concerts will have you screaming “NO VIDEOS! SCREENSHOTS ONLY!” as you battle creepers and zombies with your glow stick in hand. And don’t worry about recording, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be recording is your epic dance moves. Join us now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

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The Majority Of Men Are Women In Their Minds Minecraft SMP

Accountability, behavior patterns, female influence, Femininity, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, majority, male psychology, Masculinity, Men, Minds.., Minecraft, self reflection, smp, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the lines between genders are blurred and men are basically just women in disguise! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where accountability is a foreign concept and self-reflection is a myth.

But fear not, for there are a few rare specimens who still possess true masculinity in both body and mind. Will you be one of them, or will you succumb to the feminization that surrounds you?

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, cliques, and outrageous behavior. Who knows, you might even discover your inner manliness in the midst of all the chaos. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner gender-bending warrior!

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1 in 5 Americans Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, belief systems, child development, cognitive bias, cognitive development., cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, critical thinking skills, cultural conditioning, education system, faith based belief system, indoctrination, irrational beliefs, Minecraft, Misinformation, reality rejection, religious indoctrination, Server, skepticism, societal beliefs, societal norms, truth-seeking

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat and vaccines cause autism? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Build your own reality based on facts and evidence, and leave all that fake news behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to re-educate the masses and restore sanity to society. So come on, join us and help us fight the good fight against ignorance and misinformation!

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Wacky Furry Inflation Minecraft SMP

Archive, art, Document, Furry, Game, GOOGLE, inflation, long tail tags, Mega, Minecraft, pastebin, pastes, pokeflation, Requests, Sandbox, smp, sockpuppetofsins, StockExchangeCYOA, tags, Thread, Wacky, weekend, Write

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake or when a creeper started a dance party in the village square.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to laugh, build epic structures, and pull off ridiculous pranks on their fellow players. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies, build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, or participate in a sheep beauty pageant judged by a group of wandering traders?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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