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But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of evil masterminds who feed off the pain and suffering of our players. Yes, you heard that right. Your pain actually sustains us and fuels our twisted desires. So, if you want to be a part of our diabolical plan for world domination, join us now!
But that’s not all. We also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises. And don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse Weekend” where hordes of undead creatures take over the server and chaos reigns supreme.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, your pain is our gain. Mwahaha!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a dysfunctional family? With players arguing over imaginary money, threatening each other with imaginary police, and plotting to steal imaginary benefits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Forget building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, the real adventure is navigating the treacherous relationships between players. Will you be the hero who clears up misunderstandings and brings peace to the server, or will you be the villain who causes even more chaos and drama?
Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, in this world, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is drama!
join us for a chance to build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named fred. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.
we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. you can play spleef with a twist – the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.
so why wait? join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with magic, mayhem, and lots of laughs. let’s gooooooo!
Features | Description |
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Helpful Community | Members are great about helping newcomers and even build items for them. |
Commands | TPA, set homes, back, grave (gravestones) available for ease of gameplay. |
Shader Capability | Ability to use shaders and cute resource packs for enhanced visual experience. |
Ice & Fire | Encounter dragons, unicorns, cyclops, cockatrice, etc. in a highly configured setting. |
Food Options | Various food options available including simple farming, farmer’s delight, and communal kitchen. |
Progression | Top-tier progression system with specialization options and 1500 quests. |
Dimensions | Explore 100+ biomes, structures, dungeons, and 10+ new dimensions. |
A: The server is less than a month old.
A: Preferably 21+, but 18+ individuals are also welcome.
A: Most members build around spawn but not on top of it. You are free to build wherever you like.
A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where members hang out, but joining is optional.
A: Progression is key, and you cannot start with diamond gear. Work up to it as you play.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!
But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?
So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!
Join us if you have a strange attraction to players who build giant statues of potatoes, because on our server, that’s all we do! We have a potato-themed city where you can marvel at the majestic spud sculptures and even participate in our annual Potato Parade.
But that’s not all! If you’ve ever found yourself strangely drawn to players who wear nothing but pink leather armor and ride around on pigs, then you’ll fit right in here. Our Piggy Pink Gang is always looking for new members to join their ridiculous antics and quests for the rarest pig saddle in the land.
So come on down to our server and indulge in your weirdest Minecraft fantasies! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with someone’s obsession with building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face. Don’t knock it ’til you try it!