BaconCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
New Chunks Explored:	875768	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one.

BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8237
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	8165
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	646

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Towns Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	180

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	281	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	7466
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	4886	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	646

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Emeralds Found:	5870
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	124
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!