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BaconBlockerCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if u do, u gonna prevent like 350,000 cases of diabetes, 92,500 heart thingy cases, and 53,300 butt cancer cases! like, dat’s a lotta peeps bein saved just by playin Minecraft, can u believe dat? so come join us and save da world, one block at a time!

NeutronStarMergeCraft

astronomical simulations, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, astrophysical simulations, Astrophysics, binary system, celestial bodies, computational modeling, cosmic events, gravitational waves, high-energy physics, MERGE, neutron star merger, neutron stars, NeutronStarMergeCraft, scientific research, simulation, space exploration, stellar collisions, stellar evolution, theoretical physics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Lord Nation

factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8125	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

LordNation.cbu.net:25669

GL Midnights SMP

Cross-Play, GL Midnights, Homes, Minecraft, MONEY, PvP, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

Tearmoon Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

1080p, 1440p, 4K, 720p, Clarity, devices, Display, laptop, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionCraft, PC, Phone, pixels, Quality, resolution, Screen, Server, Specifications, Technology, TV, Unnecessary, viewing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?

Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?

And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!

So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, anxiety, Awareness, car share, company vehicle, distracted driving, Driving, Financial, financial sense, insurance, MERGE, Minecraft, paying for Ubers, personal car, phone use, rear ending, relationships, Server, sister visit, special awareness, Uber, WifeDriver

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	8151

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adamant, Adult-only, aita, attending, baby, best friends, compromise, cousin, Destination, family, Fiance, holiday, LEAVING, length of holiday, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Son, Telling, Upset

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!

NoMoreParenting101

breaking the cycle, Childhood, Communication, discipline, family, generational differences, learning from parents, NoMoreParenting101, parenting, parenting boundaries, parenting choices, parenting decisions, parenting goals, parenting lessons, parenting mistakes, parenting priorities, parenting regrets, parenting strategies, Parenting styles, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of your parents forcing you to eat your veggies and go to bed early? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to stay up all night building epic castles and eating nothing but virtual cake! Say goodbye to bedtime rules and hello to endless fun!

Join us on this server where parents are banned from nagging you about chores and homework. Instead, you can focus on battling dragons, exploring hidden caves, and creating your own virtual world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us and show your parents that you can thrive in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. Who needs broccoli when you can have diamonds? Let’s build a world where bedtime is just a myth and the only curfew is when the sun rises in the game. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

GrainCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, agriculture, climate change, crisis management., emergency preparedness, food security, food shortage, global challenges, government response, grain, GrainCraft, international relations, Minecraft, natural disasters, norway, pandemic, resilience, Server, stockpiling, Storage, strategic reserves, supply chain, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

LOL, u know what’s crazier than Norway stockpiling grain? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, duh! We got pandas riding llamas, chickens that lay diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with dancing creepers. Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. So, if u wanna have a blast and forget about the real world problems like pandemics, wars, and climate change, come join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

KenyanCraft: ParliamentRiot

Africa, breaking news, Chaos, COMPOUND, Conflict, current events, Dead, demonstration, Fire, Government, International, Kenyan, KenyanCraft, News, Parliament, ParliamentRiot, Political unrest, Protesters, Storm, THOUSANDS, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	9466	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT KENYAN PROTESTERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY CHICKENS AND PARLIAMENT ON FIRE LIKE A LIT CAMPFIRE. THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS STORMING THE COMPOUND LIKE ZOMBIES ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT. IT’S A WILD RIDE, COME JOIN THE MADNESS!