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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	112	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	271	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	171	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Votes:	5066
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	1762
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	458035

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Buildings Constructed:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	650	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8986
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	67
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!