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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3817 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS