#backwards thinking – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!
#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!
Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?
But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?
Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!

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BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server
BlockyBobs, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, drug charges, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, incarceration, international crime, judicial system, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Prison, Robert Woodland, russia, sentencing, Server, U.S
So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!

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PutinCraft: Where Orbán Meets Putin
bilateral talks, Diplomacy, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Meeting, meets, Moscow, Orbán, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, strategic partnership, summit, Ukraine, Visit, world leaders
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary’s orbán wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so epic that orbán himself is gonna meet putin in moscow just to talk about how awesome it is! like, can u even imagine the level of epicness we’re talking about here?
join our server and u’ll be part of the most insane adventures ever. we’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yea, u heard that right, CHEESE.
plus, our community is so rad that even the most hardcore players are like, “whoa, these guys are next level.” so come join us and be part of something truly legendary. orbán and putin can’t be wrong, right?

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PlantBasketCraft
artisan, Craft, diy, eco-friendly, Environment, forage, foraged plants, foraging baskets, Gathering, Handmade, Harvest, Hold, Nature, outdoors, people, PlantBasketCraft, Plants, Skills, sustainable, Traditional, WEAVING
so, like, on this epic minecraft server, you gotta forage plants to make foraging baskets to, like, hold foraged plants. it’s, like, a whole foraging-ception thing going on, man. but wait, there’s more!
if you join this server, you get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. DIAMONDS. imagine all the bling bling you can get from that llama’s magical butt.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, it’s lit af down there. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, skeletons doing the macarena. it’s a sight to behold, my friend.
so, what are you waiting for? join this wacky minecraft server now and experience the foraging madness, llama bling, and underground mob disco party of a lifetime. you won’t regret it, i swear.

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GigaMine | One of the best vanilla servers Minecraft server
Aternos, best, Community, Empty, Events, Features, funny, GigaMine, Hardcore, KIND, Large Online, Mechanics, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist
One of the best vanilla servers, good, funny and kind community.
Unique mechanics and features
And much more, come on in
mc.GigaMine.ru

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⭐️ The SoggyCraft SMP ⭐️ Just Add Water and Stir! ⭐️ 1.21 ⭐️ Java ⭐️ Adults Only ⭐️ Hermits Not Included ⭐️ Whitelist

24/7 hosting, ADD, Adults, age requirement, application, BUILD, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermits, Included, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, non-grief, non-pvp, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Stir, Vanilla, voice chat, Water, Whitelist

Server Name:	SagesCraft
Playstyle:	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type:	Non-grief, Non-pvp
Mods/Data Packs:	Customization and optimization with vanilla feel
Features:	24/7 Server Hosting, Encouragement for voice chat
Age Requirement:	17+

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?: To join, please join our discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit an application. After review, you will be whitelisted to the server.
2. Are there any resets planned?: There are no resets planned for the foreseeable future. We are looking for long term members.
3. What is the server playstyle?: We aim to create a Hermitcraft-Like playstyle, focusing on building, creativity, and making friends in a non-grief, non-pvp environment.
4. Are there any age restrictions?: Yes, we require members to be 17+ for maturity reasons.
5. What type of mods/data packs are installed?: The mods and data packs installed are intended for customization and optimization while maintaining a vanilla feel. Admins also have some for server safety.

CraftyTurnServer
achievement, challenge, collaboration, Community, Competition, CraftyTurnServer, empowerment, encouragement, friendship, Fun, growth, healing, holobros, motivation, positivity, progress, success, Support, teamwork, The Turning Point, Unity
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to spice things up!
Join us on our server where we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret healing ritual that only the bravest players can participate in. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a group of mystical beings called the Holobros who will guide you on your journey and maybe even grant you some special powers. Plus, we have a live audience watching your every move, because hey, who doesn’t love a little pressure?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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AnimeGirlLounge Minecraft Server
Anime, anime aesthetics, anime art, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime industry, anime stereotypes, anime style, anime trends, AnimeGirlLounge, Body language, body posture, character design, cute poses, fictional poses, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, laying position, Minecraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of seeing anime girls laying in weird positions that make absolutely no sense? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special mod that makes all the anime girls lay in the most comfortable and realistic positions possible! No more awkward contortions or physics-defying poses here, just pure relaxation for your virtual waifus.
Join our server and witness the magic of anime girls laying like normal human beings. You’ll never have to question their comfort levels again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into an anime girl yourself. Who wouldn’t want to experience the world of Minecraft as a kawaii character?
So come on over and join us for a laid-back (literally) gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you see how our anime girls lay, you’ll never want to leave!

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BattlefieldCraft Minecraft Server
aid arriving slowly, Assistance, battlefield situation, BattlefieldCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Government, humanitarian, international aid, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Reinforcements, response, Server, Support, Troops, Ukraine, underarmed, Urgency, War, Zelensky
Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be part of the 14 brigades fighting with underarmed tools against hordes of creepers and zombies! Our aid arrives way too slowly, just like that one friend who always shows up late to the party. Feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate through the battlefield, just like Zelensky commenting on the chaotic situation. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Join now and find out!

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Taxpayer Travel Lodge
Accommodation, Accountability, australian senate, Canberra, controversy, Corruption, Ethics, Financial Misconduct, Government, investigation, investment property, lodge, luxury property, misuse of funds, overnight stay, Politics, public funds, scandal, Senator Fatima Payman, Taxpayer, taxpayers, travel, travel expenses
join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild adventures of senator fatima payman! she charges taxpayers $310 a night to stay at her own $450,000 investment property in canberra, but in our server, she’s just a blocky character trying to build her dream mansion! watch as she navigates through creeper-infested forests and battles zombie politicians to claim her rightful place as the ruler of the land! join now for a chance to witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of minecraft!

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BlockyBootyCraft
ass, beauty standards, BlockyBootyCraft, body image, body positivity, Boobs, cultural norms, double standards, empowerment, Gender norms, inappropriate, Media influence, objectification, objectifying women, sexism, Sexuality, Sexualization, sexualized, societal expectations, taboo, women’s bodies
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got ass everywhere, but it aint inappropriate like dem boobs. we got booty blocks, twerking villagers, and even a twerk dance party every friday night. come shake dat booty with us and build some phat houses. plus, rumor has it dat if u find the secret ass shrine hidden deep in da mines, u will be granted unlimited twerking powers. so come on down and get ur booty on at dis crazy server.

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