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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where players can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? It’s the only server where you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out cupcakes instead of fireballs. Join now and become part of the wackiest and most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server.

TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State

51st, Alliance, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, Justin Trudeau quotes, News, North America, Politics, speculation, State, Statement, TrudeauCraft, trump, Trump administration, Trumps, united states, US State, world leaders

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	177	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?

Crafty Weather Woes

Amplification, business resilience, climate change, corporate debt, Crafty, debt burdens, disaster preparedness, economic impact, environmental damage, extreme weather, financial losses, financial risk, Financial Stability, firms, Floods, natural disasters, risk management, storm’s, study, weather, weather events, Wildfires, woes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)!

One Life RPG – Whitelisted – NA-E Hardcore Modded

#levelZ, Adventure, Biome, Claims, Curseforge, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Life, lunar events, Medieval, Mod Pack, Modded, NAE, permanent death, Playtime, revival shrine, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, titles, vanity slots, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Towns Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

One Life RPG – a survival smp with a twist.

A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.

18+ ONLY!

Features:

Features:	One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival.

	Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots.
	Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger.

No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!

Join our discord The mod pack

FAQ

1. Is this server PvP-focused?

No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.

2. How does the one life mechanic work?

If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.

3. Can I play on this server if I am under 18?

No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

1.20.5, alone, awkward, Discreet, Embarrassing moment, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Fap, funny, hidden, m&a, Masturbation, noise, Personal, privacy, Quiet, room, Secrets, self pleasure, shame, tfw, whispering, Woods

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the most epic bases to hide your fapping noises from your mom! She won’t hear a thing when you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s like a secret fap fortress, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and keep your fapping game strong!

CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

aita, Arguing, Attention, Btch, Calling, Confidence, CraftyMommasNarcBtchPalace, EMBARRASSING, family, husband, love, Mother, Narcissistic, passing out, Proposal, REVEALING, Scene, Understanding, Vows, Wedding, white dress

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

PixelLifeUnscathed

Adversity, Authenticity, Challenges, Character, Hardship, humble beginnings, Integrity, life experiences, non-privileged, perseverance, personal growth, PixelLifeUnscathed, resilience, self-made, Simplicity, Struggle, success without privilege, undamaged life, underprivileged, VALUES, Working class

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

CraftyPhysicsFun

ACADEMIC, Advancements, Analysis, China, collaboration, Competition, CraftyPhysicsFun, data, distant rival, Global, innovation, Leading, Nature Index, physics research, publications, rankings, research, Science, Technology, trends, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Votes:	6388
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we do science stuff like china but better than US cuz they are like so far away lol. we do crazy physics experiments like making pigs fly and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. u gotta join us cuz we are the real geniuses in minecraft land. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do some physics and stuff together!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

CLOSET, Community, Discord, fictional world, Janitors, Lore, Minecraft, Nation building, player made, Roleplay, Server, smp, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9407	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Janitor’s Closet
Type	Roleplay-Worldbuilding
Focus	Fictional world creation, culture and nation building
Rules	Join Discord, fill out application, follow server rules
Links	Discord, Wiki

FAQs

1. What is the Janitor’s Closet server about?

The server focuses on roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own fictional world, cultures, and nations.

2. Are there specific build themes or styles required?

There isn’t a specific build theme, but all builds should have a lore-based reason. Huge scale and megabuilds are not allowed.

3. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server and fill out an application after reading the rules to join the community.

4. Are there restrictions on culture and religions?

Culture and religions are player-made, allowing players to develop their own unique aspects. Players can join existing cultures as well.

Envy Lick’d Ashore 1.20.2

1.20.2, adventurous partners, ASHORE, ass licking, bedroom activities, cheek clapping, dirty talk, envy, explicit content, exploring boundaries, intimate details, intimate moments, Jealousy, jealousy in relationships, kinky fantasies, lickd, naughty behavior, open communication, relationship boundaries, sexual acts, sexual jealousy, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, taboo pleasures

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Potions Brewed:	93
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	835
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like licking ass and clapping cheeks at the same time!

Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s what this server is like.

You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and riding a llama into battle the next. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, all united in their love for building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server. You won’t regret it…probably.

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