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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7869 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.