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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3879 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
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