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  • ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

    ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

    So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

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  • WestBankWhackPack

    WestBankWhackPack
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • MuskCraftSaluteLOL

    MuskCraftSaluteLOL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and battle!

    Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant chicken while throwing diamond swords at creepers. Or how about a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted the power to control all the llamas in the land and ride them into battle against evil villagers. Plus, every full moon, the server turns into a giant game of Minecraft dodgeball with exploding pigs as the balls!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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  • ElonCraft: No Salutes Allowed!

    ElonCraft: No Salutes Allowed!
    Have you heard about that time Elon Musk accidentally did the Nazi Salute live on TV? Yeah, it was wild. But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, we promise there will be no Nazi Salutes, only epic builds and hilarious adventures. Join us and escape the drama of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself plays on our server to unwind after a long day of launching rockets. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the billionaire tech mogul!

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  • PuppyPottyPlunder

    PuppyPottyPlunder
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and enjoy a grassy area free of dog poop! Our 20ft by 20ft square of green goodness is the perfect spot to relax and build your dream Minecraft creations without worrying about stepping in any surprises.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual city, complete with apartments and businesses – but rest assured, there will be no dog poop to clean up here! Our virtual landscapers are on hand to keep the grassy area pristine and poop-free, so you can focus on building the Minecraft empire of your dreams.

    Don’t let social media backlash deter you – on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the clean, poop-free environment we provide. So come on in and leave the drama at the door – join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • TVShowMiddleFinger Minecraft SMP

    TVShowMiddleFinger Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have the craziest shenanigans going on, like one time we pranked the whole server by replacing all the diamonds with potatoes, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether, it was wild!

    But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a llama riding a roller coaster made out of TNT, it’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome. And the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance battles to see who’s the best dancer on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s just pure chaos and fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free cookies for all new members, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

    Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

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  • Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

    Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks
    so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

    join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

    plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

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  • Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

    Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

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  • ElonCraft: Tyrant Outburst!

    ElonCraft: Tyrant Outburst!
    so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where elon musk calls the german president a ‘tyrant’?? like, what even is happening in this world, man. but anyway, you gotta join this server for all the drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft. you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe elon will start a revolution or something. come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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