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  • CraftyCompliments

    CraftyCompliments
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

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  • UncleCreepBeGoneMC

    UncleCreepBeGoneMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

    Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    New Minecraft Server
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