| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9941 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6773 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1649 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5622 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2882 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1907 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 382 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9744 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6517 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4329 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 244 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5332 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3869 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 2154 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4151 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4862 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 298 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
