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CreeperCupid

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

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so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

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Hyperfy SMP

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Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

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Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

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CreeperCupid

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

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Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1