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HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	6797	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2897
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	2381	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	375679
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	6520	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7780

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!