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back pain Minecraft Servers

  • SuckCraft Minecraft Server

    SuckCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1209
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of using a shop vac as your primary vacuum in Minecraft? Do you feel like it’s a literal pain to use and leaves your back hurting from constantly bending over? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the dusty smell, the loud noise, and the struggle of using a shop vac on the stairs. Our virtual vacuums are quiet, efficient, and won’t require you to shut your baby in another room while cleaning. Plus, you can even strap your baby to you and vacuum at the same time – talk about multitasking!

    Forget about waiting for your frugal husband to research vacuums for months on end. On our server, you can buy the vacuum of your dreams without any objections. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Roomba that actually works and doesn’t get stuck every foot it moves.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and vacuum your worries away! Who needs a shop vac when you have a whole virtual world of cleaning possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and start cleaning up the blocky mess in style!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Back Pain Relief 1.21.2

    Back Pain Relief 1.21.2
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8049
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mines Excavated: 1163
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine if your back was hurting like a mofo from sleeping in bed too much, right? Well, I had that issue, but then I realized my mattress was all jacked up. I flipped that bad boy around and BAM, no more back pain! It was like magic, bro. So if you want your spine to pop like a bowl of rice krispies, join our server and let us flip your world upside down. Literally. It’s like a chiropractor for your Minecraft experience, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7252
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Animals Bred: 60
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of family drama and caregiving chaos!

    Imagine a world where you and your brother are in charge of taking care of your stubborn grandma, who refuses to listen to any advice and just wants to smoke cigarettes in bed. Will you be able to prevent her from burning down the whole house?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of working from home while trying to keep grandma entertained and out of trouble. Will you be able to balance your work life and caregiving duties?

    Join now for a chance to navigate through family disputes, emotional breakdowns, and the ultimate quest to find grandma a nursing home before she drives everyone insane. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic saga – it’s a once in a lifetime experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Back Pain Crafters

    Back Pain Crafters
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3364
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5297 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we cure back pain with virtual blocks! if you’ve been slouching at your computer all day, our pixelated world will straighten you right up! we got potions that make your back feel like a million diamonds, and if that doesn’t work, just build a chiropractor’s office and give yourself a massage with a pickaxe! our players have gone from hunchbacks to straight spines in just one gaming session! so come on over and let us fix your back with the power of pixels!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AgeCraft: No More Adulting

    AgeCraft: No More Adulting
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 319
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

    Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

    C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8410
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

    We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterPain

    BlockbusterPain
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2847
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Crops Grown: 1241 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and epic battles. Who needs a spa day when you can experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a horde of zombies while trying to build your dream castle? Trust us, the pain will be totally worth it when you emerge victorious and covered in diamond armor. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our server!

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  • Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

    Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7520
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

    Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

    But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

    Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

    SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7539
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tall Tower Minecraft Server

    Tall Tower Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2500
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 372 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 8169
    Gods Slained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Animals Bred: 136

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

    Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

    So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sputnik One Networks

    Sputnik One Networks
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4956
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Items Found: 7878
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

    mc.sputnik1net.org

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  • TheBroadSword Server!

    TheBroadSword Server!
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5998
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Farms Harvested: 642
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    TheBroadSword Server!

    192.227.132.211

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  • MinecraftUK.com

    MinecraftUK.com
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3724
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 98 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

    MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

    Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

    play.minecraftuk.com

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  • Animal Town

    Animal Town
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 8812
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

    mc.animal-town.net

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  • Underverse

    Underverse
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2378
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 New Chunks Explored: 874795

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

    216.172.107.217

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  • Scorched Earth

    Scorched Earth
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4511
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Potions Brewed: 197
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

    108.170.5.66:25693

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  • CraftVille

    CraftVille
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8560
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

    We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

    CraftVille.is.si

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  • GiBcraft

    GiBcraft
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8832
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

    world.gibcraft.com

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  • jdcraft

    jdcraft
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7480
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Items Found: 5504
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

    198.154.115.2

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  • RegularChaos

    RegularChaos
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4457
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crops Grown: 3557
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

    The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

    Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

    RegularChaos.de

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