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BlockbusterPain

acute pain, Agony, back pain, BlockbusterPain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, injury, intense pain, migraines, muscle pain, nerve pain, pain management, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and epic battles. Who needs a spa day when you can experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a horde of zombies while trying to build your dream castle? Trust us, the pain will be totally worth it when you emerge victorious and covered in diamond armor. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our server!

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	85	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	15288
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5180

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

Tall Tower Minecraft Server

awkward hugs, back pain, head bumps, ill-fitting clothes, lack of leg space, low kitchen counters, Minecraft, Server, Tall, tall life, tall people problems, tall person annoyances, tall person challenges, tall person complaints, tall person difficulties, tall person discomfort, tall person grievances, tall person inconveniences, tall person issues, tall person woes, tall problems, tall struggles, Tower

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Towns Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	2112	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

BlockyBoobOpinions

aita, attractive, back pain, BlockyBoobOpinions, Body, breast reduction, clear answer, comfort, consideration, decision, definitive answer, discomfort, doubt, Happiness, love, opinion, self-conscious, Support, surgery, Wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

MomLiftDenier420

Agreement, aid workers, aita, back pain, Boundaries, caregiving, comfort, crane, disagreement, family, health, herniated disc, injury, lift, manual lifting, mom, MomLiftDenier420, Paralyzed, refusing, Sciatica, terminally ill

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about lifting your mom again! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.

Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1056	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crops Grown:	7298
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

NeedleCraft SMP: Acupuncture Feels Lit

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, Appointment, asian, back pain, Feels, health benefits, holistic healing, knots, lit, MASSAGE, muscle tension, needlecraft, needles, oil rub, pain relief, Relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation therapy, smp, stress relief, Therapy, traditional chinese medicine, wellness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate relaxation session! Our cute Asian masseuse will be waiting for you in-game to massage all your knots away. Needles in your back for 35 minutes? No problem, we’ve got you covered with our virtual acupuncture services. And of course, what’s a spa day without some soothing oil rubbed on your back? It’s all incredibly cash and totally worth joining our server for! So come on in and let us pamper you like never before in the world of Minecraft!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, DATING, Deep Conversations, emotional intelligence, emotions, feelings, late 20s, love, lovecraft, materialism, mid 20s, Minecraft, modern women, partner preferences, personal connection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Superficiality, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	4917	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Tired of dating apps where people treat you like a Pokemon trainer trying to catch ’em all based on stats? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we value deep conversations, understanding, and finding a decent person to match your values. No more searching for a trophy partner, find someone who actually wants to get to know you as a person. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and surprises – who needs a trophy partner when you can have a diamond sword instead? Join us now and level up your love life in the most epic way possible!

CraftySMP Insider

Apple, awkward shoot, awkward silence, behind the scenes, Covid risk, CraftySMP, cutting action, Distance, DSLRs, Filming, filming techniques, GOOGLE, headphones, Insider, iPhone, marques brownlee, monitor, Podcast, podcast production, setup, social distancing, tense moment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	389206

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ParentalPixelPanic

anger, BURGERS, cataract surgery, DAUGHTER, fake meat, family, grilling, holiday, impossible beef, judgmental, Laughter, mean trick, Meatloaf, MIX UP, mushroom burger, overreacting, ParentalPixelPanic, picky eater, taco meat, vacation, Vegetarian

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP

beauty, Confidence, DiamondsAndDirt, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Femininity, feminism, gender equality, Girl Power, Identity, Inclusivity, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, resilience, self love, Self-expression, Sisterhood, smp, strength, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Dragons Tamed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1563
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!

Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.

So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?

ChaosCraft: Vanishing Act

act, apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic consequences, catastrophic disappearance, catastrophic event, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, disappearing object, end of civilization., global catastrophe, global impact, Havoc, long term chaos, Mass Confusion, maximum chaos, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, society collapse, Vanishing, world, worldwide panic

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4272
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!

But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

BelgorodCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, eastern europe, fierce fighting, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, military advance, military conflict, military operation, Minecraft, political tension, russia, Server, territorial incursion, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian forces, W&P

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian forces are pushing into russia’s belgorod oblast but don’t worry, the only fighting here is over who gets the last diamond block! we’ve got more action than a creeper in a TNT factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. join us and be part of the most epic battle for resources and glory in the minecraft universe! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast – literally!

CruiseMissileCraft

Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, defense budget, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, hundreds of miles away, long-range cruise missiles, Military, military capabilities, Missiles, nato, SECURITY, Targets, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8526	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u ever wanted to fly a f-16 in minecraft? well guess what, on our server u can do just that! we have long-range cruise missiles that can hit targets HUNDREDS of miles away, just like in real life! join now and become the ultimate pilot, taking out enemies from the sky like a boss. don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to dominate the skies and show off your mad flying skills. come join us and let the aerial battles begin!

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Asians, biological traits, comparison, cultural beliefs, demographics, Diversity, east, east asians, ethnicity, Eugenics, genetics, human evolution, master race, northern Europeans, Population, race theory, Reproduction, ReproMasters, scientific fallacies, social constructs, South, South Asians, Stereotypes, Superiority, unite

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3980	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited love

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).