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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4890 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!