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ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crops Grown:	6800	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2996	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	285280	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ores Mined:	3708
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ores Mined:	4080	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	253
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

play.sleeplessmc.com