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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9065	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3110
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	7300
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

cancel culture, cyber hate, cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital toxicity, Hate Speech, hatred, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, Negativity, online behavior, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media, social media impact, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	185

Tired of dealing with all the drama and negativity on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our community is so positive and supportive, you’ll forget all about those toxic Twitter trolls and Instagram haters.

We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.

CraftyCreationsMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1566
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	11

Forget about the wheel, electricity, or even sliced bread! The greatest man-made creation of all time is our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

BlazeCraft MC Server

BlazeCraft, Brazil, Brazil news, Cannabis, decriminalization, drug decriminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, drug use, Justice, Latin America, law, legalization, Marijuana, Personal Use, recreational drug use, Server, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, u know what else is decriminalized? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got all the dank weed blocks u could ever want, man. build a giant bong tower or a weed farm, the possibilities are endless, dude.

our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.

plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

GenZCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner

2006, Accomplishments.., Achievements, career, Competitive advantage, employment, Everyones, future workforce, generation z, GenZCraft, job market, Job Search, Millennials, Person of the Year, professional development, qualifications, Résumé, Skills, Students, Time Magazine, winner, work experience, Workforce

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	9954	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ALL BE WINNERS LIKE TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR! YEAH, WE ALL BORN AFTER 2006 BUT WE STILL BE ROCKIN’ IT LIKE WE FAMOUS! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE LEGENDARY CREW THAT BE SLAYIN’ DRAGONS AND BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A BOSS! WHO NEEDS A JOB WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WINNER WITH US!

CancerCraft: DNA Boost & Immune Fun

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	3838	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our minecraft server where we starve cancer cells to enhance DNA damage and immunotherapy response! because who needs real life when you can fight cancer in a blocky world? punch those pesky cancer cells and watch them disappear like magic! plus, our virtual doctors are top notch – they’ll give you potions that will make you invincible against any disease! join now and be the hero we never knew we needed in the fight against cancer!