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DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	4359
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Emeralds Found:	5557	Buildings Constructed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Towns Built:	2

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2903
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	1534
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	151506	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5000
Crops Grown:	7595	Mines Excavated:	4428

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	493	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7632	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	225

Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.